The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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psmith81992 Restricted
Originally posted by ILS
Someone please push me off a cliff the day I begin bragging about how much I make a year on KMC's Star Wars Versus Forum, to a teenager.

1. I wasn't talking to you sweetheart.
2. It was a response to why I post on here so often. You didn't have to tell us you are a teenager btw, we gauged that by the quality of your posts.

ILS Restricted

Originally posted by psmith81992
1. I wasn't talking to you sweetheart.
2. It was a response to why I post on here so often. You didn't have to tell us you are a teenager btw, we gauged that by the quality of your posts.
pass me right is a teenager.

|King Joker| Your Excellency

psmith goin all-out lmfao

psmith81992 Restricted
Originally posted by ILS
pass me right is a teenager.

That would explain the inability to even type in the english language. My second point still stands.

psmith prolly have a pm convo with dmb about how big of shiteaters they are.

LOL not sure that's even english. Yes, going all out on dumb, social outcast teenagers.

ILS Restricted

tbh it'd be more impressive if you were capable of ignoring him instead of giving in to his bait repeatedly and calling him a child.

jus' sayin'

psmith81992 Restricted

Wow. That was so incredibly dumb that the time seems to be now. Lol

ILS Restricted

The intention for this thread to be a friendly chat hub has taken the biggest L.

carthage PLEASE PROTECT ME STONES

To be fair I think Smith deserves some money for sitting through Obozo's state of the union.

psmith81992 Restricted

LOL

FreshestSlice Eternal Commander

Originally posted by psmith81992
Lincoln? Teddy?

lolLincoln. Teddy's badass though. He had less restrictions on him though, so IDK if he's cooler or just more 20th century.

psmith81992 Restricted
Originally posted by FreshestSlice
lolLincoln. Teddy's badass though. He had less restrictions on him though, so IDK if he's cooler or just more 20th century.

Don't make me go through all of the various exploits of King Teddy. Also, Lincoln was a goddamn beast holding his own in the midst of the Civil War. Wtf has Obama done lol?

FreshestSlice Eternal Commander

It takes more than killing things and telling people to kill things to be cool. Lincoln telling the South to ****off, while amusing, doesn't mean much to me. Knowing you, you're probably fond of him being the father of the Republican Party more than anything.

ares834 Senior Member

Lincoln reunited the country. Seems like a pretty big deal to me.

Oh, and he also outlawed slavery but whatever...

psmith81992 Restricted

Originally posted by ares834
Lincoln reunited the country. Seems like a pretty big deal to me.

Oh, and he also outlawed slavery but whatever...

Lol. The other one is just a little pissed about something, including revisionist history. Not surprised his post included a bunch of baseless assertions.

Anyways, that's 2 things Lincoln has done.. What has Obama done? Refresh my memory?

FreshestSlice Eternal Commander

Originally posted by ares834
Lincoln reunited the country. Seems like a pretty big deal to me.

Lincoln didn't reunite the country. He just ended a war. A war the South was never going to win. The country didn't "reunite" until several decades after his death.

Oh, and he also outlawed slavery but whatever...

That's not something he did. More or less, he forced military sanctions on US, something he could do as the leader of all its armies and the US being under martial law, and curbed state's rights. Slavery more or less collapsed in on itself, and the South couldn't figure that out because we're retarded. Which is badass within itself sure, but it's not the most badass thing ever done by a president. That being said, Obama isn't the coolest president we've ever had, just one of the more snarky ones.

psmith81992 Restricted

My lord, the revisionist history.

ares834 Senior Member

Oh, so the Confederation was still around when Lincoln died? Guess you really do learn something new everyday.... Yes, I know what you're saying but that doesn't change the fact that under Lincoln the Southern states rejoined the union.

Ah fair enough, didn't realize you guys were talking about literally being a badass. As for that, it's between Teddy and Andrew Jackson.

FreshestSlice Eternal Commander

Originally posted by ares834
Oh, so the Confederation was still around when Lincoln died? Guess you really do learn something new everyday.... Yes, I know what you're saying but that doesn't change the fact that under Lincoln the Southern states rejoined the union.

According to Lincoln, they never left, and in truth they never did because no treaty officially released them or allowed them to leave. They started a rebellion, nothing more. Lincoln crushed it, nothing more. That was his job. The divisions that were there during the war were still there after. Nothing changed. Industry reunited America. The Great War helped. In the grand scheme of things, it's not that remarkable. His ending of state's rights? Much more so.

Ah fair enough, didn't realize you guys were talking about literally being a badass. As for that, it's between Teddy and Andrew Jackson.

Jackson would be my pick. But we're talking about the coolest more than anything. Since coolest is subjective, that's what I judge by.

ares834 Senior Member

I don't know how you can say ending a civil war and bring the southern states back isn't remarkable.

FreshestSlice Eternal Commander

I really hate the South and think hurting their pride means more than killing the people who live here. Stopping the rebellion, as I said, was his duty as president. I care more about going above and beyond that. Jackson giving Congress the middle finger, for instance, is awesome. It gave legitimacy to the Presidency. Kind of why I like FDR.