The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Nephthys3,287 pages

He was blatantly trolling and encouraging trolling. So it's not surprising.

Bane dies.

I think you're so pretty, so beautiful, so cute
Whenever I see you my lips go all mute
I want to tell you I love but I can't, you know why?
The moment I see you my resolve Flutters Shy

Your eyes they shine, so beautifully bright
Like two stars sparkling, late in the night.
As if a Rainbow Dashed gleaming,'cross pale blue skies
And blended in color to paint those perfect eyes

Heat or cold, sleet or snow, hail or wind, rain or shine
Any time any place any weather is fine
I just wish I could watch the Twilight Sparkle with you
We'll see the stars glow, in the late midnight view

We'll lie here in the orchard, trees insulating our love
Eating fruit from the trees as we watch the lightshow above.
You'd smell of cinnamon and Apple, Jackets keep out the crisp breeze
As the wind sings us songs and blesses us when we sneeze.

Because you're one in a million, a true Rarity
And in my mind I see it, with such clarity
We belong together, of that I am sure
But whenever you pass me I feel insecure

So cross my heart and hope to fly
And stick a cupcake in my eye
I Pinkie promise that next time we meet.

- DarthAnt66 to me.

Still written better than the Bane novels, tbh.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I think you're so pretty, so beautiful, so cute
Whenever I see you my lips go all mute
I want to tell you I love but I can't, you know why?
The moment I see you my resolve Flutters Shy

Your eyes they shine, so beautifully bright
Like two stars sparkling, late in the night.
As if a Rainbow Dashed gleaming,'cross pale blue skies
And blended in color to paint those perfect eyes

Heat or cold, sleet or snow, hail or wind, rain or shine
Any time any place any weather is fine
I just wish I could watch the Twilight Sparkle with you
We'll see the stars glow, in the late midnight view

We'll lie here in the orchard, trees insulating our love
Eating fruit from the trees as we watch the lightshow above.
You'd smell of cinnamon and Apple, Jackets keep out the crisp breeze
As the wind sings us songs and blesses us when we sneeze.

Because you're one in a million, a true Rarity
And in my mind I see it, with such clarity
We belong together, of that I am sure
But whenever you pass me I feel insecure

So cross my heart and hope to fly
And stick a cupcake in my eye
I Pinkie promise that next time we meet.

- DarthAnt66 to me.

Mad old, bae.

Wow, I don't think I've ever been more disturbed in my life and that's saying something.....

What in the actual fvck?

http://fluttershy91.deviantart.com/art/MLP-My-Love-Poem-My-Little-Pony-285157670

Generic love poem is generic love poem, tbh.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Wow, I don't think I've ever been more disturbed in my life and that's saying something.....

What in the actual fvck?

can't trust men these days I guess

Ant was legit interested in me at one point. It's sad how the love has withered.

Papa Bear... tbh

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
http://fluttershy91.deviantart.com/art/MLP-My-Love-Poem-My-Little-Pony-285157670

Generic love poem is generic love poem, tbh.

OMG you stole that? You ****ing prick.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Papa Bear... tbh
Not anymore. 🙁

IIRC he sent you other poetry as well Neph, trying to get you to join SWF when that shithole was still a thing. But I doubt any of it was as disturbing as...

PAPA BEAR

Originally posted by Emperordmb
IIRC he sent you other poetry as well Neph, trying to get you to join SWF when that shithole was still a thing. But I doubt any of it was as disturbing as...

PAPA BEAR

IT WAS LOVE YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND, DMB!

Originally posted by Emperordmb
IIRC he sent you other poetry as well Neph, trying to get you to join SWF when that shithole was still a thing. But I doubt any of it was as disturbing as...

PAPA BEAR

Yeah, there was that poem. I can't find it in my inventory though. I may have deleted it because tbh it kind of creeped me out.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
IT WAS LOVE YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND, DMB!

Joker... should i expect this next?

Good friends help you move furniture best friends bring a shovel.....and they build a gazebo....

That poem was legendary and original, tbh. Deleting it is disgraceful.

Ant never sends me ****ing poems.

Oh no wait here it is:

The Hero walks, the Nephthys talks,
And Vitiate is out for a walk.
With the Jedi in a purge,
And with Satele Shan’s sexual urge,
Scourge begins to daddle.
Malgus dies, Revan flies,
And the doors are thrown wide open.
A versus forum is in the view,
Waiting for you,
To make do to the registration.
I just wrote this at the Korriban zoo,
And Yoda talk will do.
Join the Star Wars Forums you should,
for I just made a poem for you.

Lmao.