The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Still not as creepy as PAPA BEAR

Originally posted by Nephthys
Oh no wait here it is:

The Hero walks, the Nephthys talks,
And Vitiate is out for a walk.
With the Jedi in a purge,
And with Satele Shan’s sexual urge,
Scourge begins to daddle.
Malgus dies, Revan flies,
And the doors are thrown wide open.
A versus forum is in the view,
Waiting for you,
To make do to the registration.
I just wrote this at the Korriban zoo,
And Yoda talk will do.
Join the Star Wars Forums you should,
for I just made a poem for you.

Lmao.

I remember at one point I PMed him because he was getting too sincere with the flirting. Good times. I mean, I was legitimately disturbed but it was still..... mostly positive?

Originally posted by |King Joker|

Originally posted by Nephthys
I think you're so pretty, so beautiful, so cute
Whenever I see you my lips go all mute
I want to tell you I love but I can't, you know why?
The moment I see you my resolve Flutters Shy

Your eyes they shine, so beautifully bright
Like two stars sparkling, late in the night.
As if a Rainbow Dashed gleaming,'cross pale blue skies
And blended in color to paint those perfect eyes

Heat or cold, sleet or snow, hail or wind, rain or shine
Any time any place any weather is fine
I just wish I could watch the Twilight Sparkle with you
We'll see the stars glow, in the late midnight view

We'll lie here in the orchard, trees insulating our love
Eating fruit from the trees as we watch the lightshow above.
You'd smell of cinnamon and Apple, Jackets keep out the crisp breeze
As the wind sings us songs and blesses us when we sneeze.

Because you're one in a million, a true Rarity
And in my mind I see it, with such clarity
We belong together, of that I am sure
But whenever you pass me I feel insecure

So cross my heart and hope to fly
And stick a cupcake in my eye
I Pinkie promise that next time we meet.

- DarthAnt66 to me.

Yeah, accurate description of how I felt 👆

Originally posted by Nephthys
I think you're so pretty, so beautiful, so cute
Whenever I see you my lips go all mute
I want to tell you I love but I can't, you know why?
The moment I see you my resolve Flutters Shy

Your eyes they shine, so beautifully bright
Like two stars sparkling, late in the night.
As if a Rainbow Dashed gleaming,'cross pale blue skies
And blended in color to paint those perfect eyes

Heat or cold, sleet or snow, hail or wind, rain or shine
Any time any place any weather is fine
I just wish I could watch the Twilight Sparkle with you
We'll see the stars glow, in the late midnight view

We'll lie here in the orchard, trees insulating our love
Eating fruit from the trees as we watch the lightshow above.
You'd smell of cinnamon and Apple, Jackets keep out the crisp breeze
As the wind sings us songs and blesses us when we sneeze.

Because you're one in a million, a true Rarity
And in my mind I see it, with such clarity
We belong together, of that I am sure
But whenever you pass me I feel insecure

So cross my heart and hope to fly
And stick a cupcake in my eye
I Pinkie promise that next time we meet.

- DarthAnt66 to me.

That's disgusting.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Yeah, accurate description of how I everyone felt 👆

FTFY

Originally posted by Nephthys
OMG you stole that? You ****ing prick.

Originally posted by Nalaniel
That's disgusting.
Hey Nala 🙂

In the new canon, are EU events before the battle of endor still canon? Is KotOR still canon?

No

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/14/world/europe/us-poised-to-put-heavy-weaponry-in-east-europe.html?_r=0

Eh why not

Lol talk about first world problems

White people be like

LMAO joker.

This is why TOR sucks so much guys.

watch?v=uG8V9dRqSsw

Thank you based god!

Yeah, what TOR needs is more CGI trailers. Oh wait....