The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Dragon Bard Junior Member

I phail... Please, end me right here. you have my permission! How could I have forgotten?

- 🙁

Gideon Restricted

Thanks for being a total whore and blocking my explanation to fAuNUS.

Faunus Boss

That was uncharacteristically witty.

I must now change my username.

Gideon Restricted

Originally posted by Faunus
That was uncharacteristically witty.

I must now change my username.

We know who runs this heap. I've been calling the shots for years.

Cpt. Valerian Republic Navy

Originally posted by Faunus
That was uncharacteristically witty.

I must now change my username.

What'll it be?

Faunus Boss

Originally posted by Gideon
IWe know who runs this heap. I've been calling the shots for years.

lol'd. You may be the tough guy's front, but I'm the one behind the scenes.

And your school sounds... fun. In eighth grade, we split our population by race; white guys on one side, everyone else on the other. The minorities were NATO, the white people the Warsaw Pact.

Mad creative, us.

Gideon Restricted
Originally posted by Cpt. Valerian
What'll it be?

Why must you pose a question to the infidel as though his existence is remotely important or interesting?

Edit: Great job, infidel. You screwed up the quote function.

Faunus Boss

Originally posted by Cpt. Valerian
What'll it be?
I picked this one because I thought it was the Roman god of prophecy while (mis)reading it off of a list, while it was actually the equivalent of the Greek Pan. Three years and I've been too lazy to change it.

Basically, I don't know. But Blax has a narsty sig that I plan on hijacking with his permission.

Edit: I didn't screw it up, noob. I just c/p'd the text after realizing that you would probably post before I did.

Edit2: REPORTED for (inaccurate) race/faith-based slander.

Gideon Restricted

The infidel asks permission to hijack? How amusing. When you're a Thug of Thuggonia, you don't ask; you take.

Faunus Boss

Originally posted by Gideon
The infidel asks permission to hijack? How amusing. When you're a Thug of Thuggonia, you don't ask; you take.
Go protest at the funeral of a gay soldier, why don't you.

Gideon Restricted

WTF.

When do Thugs of Thuggonia protest to gays? Having associated with you for so long, I've become desensitized to it.

Faunus Boss

Originally posted by Gideon
WTF.

When do Thugs of Thuggonia protest to gays? Having associated with you for so long, I've become desensitized to it.

It's because you're Christian, and the supercool Westboro Baptist Church says angry God breathes fire and shit.

And thugs are relegated to the subway and the Projects, thank you.

Cpt. Valerian Republic Navy

Good thing you didn't choose the real 'Roman god of Prophecy' name cuz' 'Roman Gods of Prophecy' don't make stupid mistakes like that one.

Greek Pan. LOL.

Err... Sorry, master. Plz dun't keell meh..

Master Crimzon Baby Killer

Whhhhyy?? Why is it that I always happen to log when all the action has dispersed? Whyyy??

IT'S NOT FAIR.

Nactous Restricted

Exande Cain around?

Faunus Boss

You mean Exanda Kane?

Nactous Restricted

Sure....

Faunus Boss

He's clearly not "around."

Nactous Restricted

Damn it!

Elite Hunter Senior Member

Originally posted by Gideon
This is true.

I heard there's some supposed "race war" going on at school tomorrow. Is that true?

I want details NOW, there was a "race war" last at my school last years the so called "gangstas" and female ganstas vs the football and hockey team.