The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by Gideon
I'm not interested in your sarcasm, infidel. You've been crushed every time we go head-to-head,

hence your refusal to address our argument via PM.

Really, Faunus, I'm better and have always been so. Now give relevant feedback or and die.

And R2 does stuff; 3PO is worthless. His only significance comes in RotJ when the ****ing Ewoks think he's a god.

Originally posted by Gideon

I heard there's some supposed "race war" going on at school tomorrow. Is that true?

You live in ****ing Kentucky.

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well ya, c3p0 is like optimus prime as shown in random 70's eu comic number 372. there has to be some eu material where c3p0 ****s someone's shit up.

Originally posted by Elite Hunter
*Goes into roid rage* F-OFF 😠

But seriously what is Middle Eastern Gangster like?

Well, it's tough to describe, really. It's fundamentally like your gangstas, just a bit more... err... okay, I'll post a pic:

Now, this honestly isn't the best pic eva, but it should give you something of an idea. Lemme put it this way- they're stupid, racist, right-wing extremists (not that they have any idea what politics are), and they travel in packs.

Edit: Sorry, tried to post the pic and it extended the size of the forum. So here's a link:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_dhlSb6wKNyc/RplUfncluSI/AAAAAAAAC_Q/iWO1GY7v-7s/P7120643.JPG

Oh, and they drive BMW's.

And C3PO >>>> R2 any day of the week. Seriously, I never got what was the deal with the little dude.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
And C3PO >>>> R2 any day of the week. Seriously, I never got what was the deal with the little dude.

Are you serious ? R2 is a hero ! And he almost stalemated Jedi Master Yoda in the ESB.

Seriously, I'd rather have R2 as my droid than that talking droid. At least the OT version.

I must concede the point. Imagine if uber R2 from RotS fought ESB Yoda... it would be a stomp.

(Seriously, though. He even kind of irritating. For example, that robot from Wall-e > him in the 'cute non-talking robots' department.)

Threepio is easily as interesting as Artoo. I love Han/Threepio scenes.

Originally posted by Gideon
I love Han/Threepio scenes.

Seconded.

Thirded. Or whatever.

Your link does not work.

Well, that sucks.

Naw.

[German]Yerg.[/German]

You people killed this thread.

I have a song stuck in my head that I can hum, and it sounds sort of like a verse from "Whatever You Like" (whatever you like...), but I don't know what it is but I heard it on TV but I can't place it and now I'm really frustrated.

Also, who here has seen Quantum of Solace?

I have. Dominic Greene was a letdown; the advertisements, previews, and commercials were practically sucking his cock with the "Bond faces a new dangerous foe!" or "a new kind of villain!" He was neither. As far as I'm concerned, he only had two badass moments:

a.) Pushing What's-Her-Face against the stone railing and cracking it.
b.) Totally screwing exiled General What's-His-Face and then, when the General threatened to not sign the document, Greene threatened that the General would wake up with his balls in his mouth (not Greene's) and his would-be-successor standing over him. "If you doubt that, feel free to shoot me now and have a pleasant evening."

And he doesn't. Damn.

But a film is only as good as its villain, and Greene was, for the most part, a black hole of fail.

And his henchman. WTF. LAME-ASS.

Originally posted by Faunus
You people killed this thread.

I have a song stuck in my head that I can hum, and it sounds sort of like a verse from "Whatever You Like" (whatever you like...), but I don't know what it is but I heard it on TV but I can't place it and now I'm really frustrated.

Also, who here has seen Quantum of Solace?

I see your "Quantum of Solace" and raise you one "Wanted."

Did you catch Boston Legal last Monday? It was, as always, excellent. This episode made all the others look like crap. I almost wish that I hadn't praised the others quite so highly, because now even the most hyperbolic accolades won't be enough to contain the relative superiority of the most recent episode. (It rox)

"Wanted" sucked more cock than Jenna Jameson in her entire career. Jolie gets on my nerve by playing the same hardass she has played in every other movie; I swear they recycled her lines from "Tomb Raider." She's a lot like Jason Statham, but not nearly as horrific.

Boston Legal was very funny on Monday and I am hoping for a spin-off. It's the second time they've hinted at one.

That you have only one nerve both amuses and worries me; it isn't good to be on your last nerve so young.

Denny's slip (Alzheimer's) was darn heart wrenching. That alone separates it from the group, and I recycled Alan's rant against continuing racism against Knightfa11. Is there anything the show can't do? One thing that bothers me is that they've maneuvered Katie into a position where if she snaps at Jerry for being a twitchy headcase she looks evil, instead of human. That relationship needs to be humanized fast.

Edit: Anyway, I've got a game of Civ4 to win. I'll check back later. (this is my first monarch difficulty game- I'm winning.)

Originally posted by Faunus
You people killed this thread.

I have a song stuck in my head that I can hum, and it sounds sort of like a verse from "Whatever You Like" (whatever you like...), but I don't know what it is but I heard it on TV but I can't place it and now I'm really frustrated.

Also, who here has seen Quantum of Solace?