The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by The_Tempest3,287 pages

How 'bout that Rogue One trailer? Looks cool AF.

I'm concerned about having another female main character. I mean we only have 6 movies with a male protag, what is this sissyland???

But yeah it looks very cool. I wasn't interested in it, but I am now.

Very promising imo. And Felicity Jones seems like a strong actor.

I am also perturbed by the notion that "women are people, too."

They exist solely to satisfy Men's sexual urges. Nothing more. uhuh

Beyond that, this looks a lot cooler than TFA.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
I am also perturbed by the notion that "women are people, too."

They exist solely to satisfy Men's sexual urges. Nothing more. uhuh

A part of me wants to believe that this isn't sarcasm.

The idea that Tempest could ever get satisfaction from a woman has to be sarcasm.

(btw Temp check out your essay kekekek)

Originally posted by Nephthys
The idea that Tempest could ever get satisfaction from a woman has to be sarcasm.

Ask your mother, whom I know by her tribal name: Swallows With Pride. uhuh

Originally posted by Nephthys
(btw Temp check out your essay kekekek)

wat

Well I'm English so that doesn't really make any sense.

It's on the Lit & EU page.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Well I'm English so that doesn't really make any sense.

I take it you've never watched the historically-accurate masterpiece that is Disney's Pocahontas?

Your origins, I suspect, follow a similar narrative.

Only the protagonist is much filthier. Trust me: she's earned her name well.

Originally posted by Nephthys
It's on the Lit & EU page.

Gideon's essay?

Yeah I watched it. It was shit. B*tch learns English from the trees? **** off disney you hacks.

How can it be when you are clearly not Gideon wink wink nudge nudge

What about Gideon's essay? 'Twas locked, unjustly. uhuh

The essay of Gideon (may logic be upon him) is not to be typed out or depicted.

Gideon is the greatest debater to ever live tbh. Tempest is just a false idol.

Multiple canon sources have confirmed Gideon to be the greatest KMC debater to ever live, but that does not include entities like Wong and Publius. It also presumably doesn't include people who came after him, so it's likely that NJO Han > Gideon.

Feats?

[LIST]
[*]Intellectually subjugating two billion creationists simultaneously, and feeding off of their energies.
[*]Destroying the arguments of three of the most celebrated debaters in KMC's history in less than eight paragraphs.
[*]Taking on and defeating Advent, the "most devatastingly brilliant debater the forum had ever known".
[*]Generating a respect thread via his mere presence.
[*]Disintegrating whole fan theories with his inductions.
[*]Summoning massive analytical storms, capable of teleporting ideologues across spectrums, eating whole schools of thought, and tearing the foundations of entire forums.
[/LIST]

Whether it be feats or accolades, he's >>> pretty much any KMC'er in history minus Han.

Originally posted by The Ellimist
[LIST][*]Generating a respect thread via his mere presence.[/LIST]
lol

Originally posted by The Ellimist
[LIST]
[*]Intellectually subjugating two billion creationists simultaneously, and feeding off of their energies.
[*]Destroying the arguments of three of the most celebrated debaters in KMC's history in less than eight paragraphs.
[*]Taking on and defeating Advent, the "most devatastingly brilliant debater the forum had ever known".
[*]Generating a respect thread via his mere presence.
[*]Disintegrating whole fan theories with his inductions.
[*]Summoning massive analytical storms, capable of teleporting ideologues across spectrums, eating whole schools of thought, and tearing the foundations of entire forums.
[/LIST]

Whether it be feats or accolades, he's >>> pretty much any KMC'er in history minus Han.

I'm talking about Han. 😛

Han is mostly hype, no feats. 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Han is mostly hype, no feats. 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

Lol. Trash tier.