The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Fated Xtasy3,287 pages

I've been disturbed to my very core.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
I've been disturbed to my very core.

Don't acknowledge it, boo.

Originally posted by Revanchiste
"
No thanks, I don't wanna be like arnold and have orgasms while.I work.out.

Lol"

Ha yhea I have a special amssage technic with a whip. If you are afraid of orgasm.

Insert BDSM music here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO_9wPHkhpo

Actualy Dark eldar are the worse BDSM enthuasiast ever, in the entire multi-verse, but like you ass and genitals is notthe only part of your body that is gonna taste some precision knife ****ery combined with filthy druggs and all that stuff if you get captured by the Dark eldars, even you soul ban be a subject of BDSM, and pray for not eggting in an orgy if you don't want to end up in a soul/body milshake.
Wao i'm getting very far away..

Oh my Christ. 😐

Yes! Revanchiste, don't stop, you have my full support. You already managed to get into his "very core" 👆

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
I've been disturbed to my very core.
Karma *****.

Originally posted by Revanchiste
"
No thanks, I don't wanna be like arnold and have orgasms while.I work.out.

Lol"

Ha yhea I have a special amssage technic with a whip. If you are afraid of orgasm.

Insert BDSM music here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO_9wPHkhpo

Actualy Dark eldar are the worse BDSM enthuasiast ever, in the entire multi-verse, but like you ass and genitals is notthe only part of your body that is gonna taste some precision knife ****ery combined with filthy druggs and all that stuff if you get captured by the Dark eldars, even you soul ban be a subject of BDSM, and pray for not eggting in an orgy if you don't want to end up in a soul/body milshake.
Wao i'm getting very far away..


I am so glad you are back Great One

Originally posted by Aurbere
Moving on....

Fresh, you seem to have experience with Souls games. Thoughts on DS3?

Yhea mooving on DS 3 IS DA AMAZING !!! I just still cannot figured out what its with the eyes peoples, why are they nastier and more dealy and more angry? What during the boss fight against the abyss watchers, the undead legion, some undead soldiers wake up and some of those soldiers are red-eyes that attack the boss?

" Yes! Revanchiste, don't stop, you have my full support. You already managed to get into his "very core" thumb up"

I'm changing target for now.... I'm realoding the gun.

P.S alright gun reloaded !

Warhammer 40 000 daemonic lore and dark eldar lroe is quite messed-up...
Now let's talk about some Slaanesh daemon pratice, ha yhea the chainsword masturbation. The vagina dentada of the daemonnettes, the spiky tongue sensual lick in your throat in order to sacrifice you to the great orgy made by slaanesh.

https://youtu.be/qHmp3uWKUvg?t=297
And ha yeha some daemonettes have multiple **** they ahve some elegants breasts assorted in a very sexy and sensual maner :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ZLuEjRxq4
They are also da besy **** in the entire multie-verse the they are a bit expansive since you do not pay them with money.

Originally posted by Sinious
Yes! Revanchiste, don't stop, you have my full support. You already managed to get into his "very core" 👆 Karma *****.

I'm tame in comparison tbh

Originally posted by Revanchiste
I'm changing target for now.... I'm realoding the gun.

watch?v=nokfO0qhIxI&t=5s

I'v taste some warhammer 40 000 lore the heretic side of the lore, I'm not sane anymore. when I have some tactical cogitator problems I call the Dark mechanicus.

Originally posted by Aurbere
Moving on....

Fresh, you seem to have experience with Souls games. Thoughts on DS3?


Haven't gotten to play it yet, but probably will soon.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
I'm tame in comparison tbh
which makes sense since the point was traumatizing you

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Haven't gotten to play it yet, but probably will soon.

Ah cool. How about the other Souls games?

Originally posted by Sinious
which makes sense since the point was traumatizing you

Whatever you say efendim.

Originally posted by Aurbere
Ah cool. How about the other Souls games?

They're fun to play in short bursts. Bad for the heart otherwise, because when you do die, it's in the most inconvenient of places to trash. Well not the second one. But definitely Bloodborne.

Stand up in the motor bust the dashboard

Huh my local pizzaria has a pizza called "Pepperoni suicide"

Lmao

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Huh my local pizzaria has a pizza called "Pepperoni suicide"

Lmao

Sounds interesting. Which pizzeria is that?

Originally posted by Aurbere
Sounds interesting. Which pizzeria is that?

The one we talked about.

Dude their large pizza is like the size of an extra large one.

Huggggeeee

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
The one we talked about.

Dude their large pizza is like the size of an extra large one.

Huggggeeee

We should go there. I don't get to go out for pizza much anymore, and I would loooovveeee a huge pizza.

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