The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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|King Joker| Your Excellency

Radioactive fallout tho 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

Petrus Debonaire Member

He wouldn't do that to the taco producer tbh 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

|King Joker| Your Excellency

True I hear he likes Mexican snatch 🙂

Petrus Debonaire Member
|King Joker| Your Excellency

You know what honestly I'm so mad cuz I know that my area would get hit by a nuke in like the first exchange

My previous location is too irrelevant for Russia to nuke lmao

Petrus Debonaire Member

Which was your previous location?

|King Joker| Your Excellency

Connecticut

Though I just remembered there's a naval base there :mmm:

Guess it depends on the yield of the nuke whether or not I'd die right away

Petrus Debonaire Member

Why don't you just escape to the Caribbean tbh. That's where I'd go if I was threatened by nuke.

|King Joker| Your Excellency

that would be cool tbh

But I think a better place would be like New Zealand or Iceland though lol

Their governments have better infrastructure and probably less likelihood of fallout tbh, seeing as how Puerto Rico would def' get hit

NewGuy01 perpetual

Atm for first-world countries, the potential of cyber warfare is more frightening than nukes imo.

|King Joker| Your Excellency

Originally posted by NewGuy01
Atm for first-world countries, the potential of cyber warfare is more frightening than nukes imo.
I'm relatively confident in the U.S.'s cyber security, so I don't worry about it too much tbh. Plus the fact nuclear warfare would likely destroy all of earth / wipe out the human race, and there's a plausible risk for it given Russia's bullshit

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Cyborgs are scarier than nukes tho, haven't you seen Terminator?

NewGuy01 perpetual

China would slaughter us in a cyber war; based on predictions it would be an absolute disaster for us if it ever came to that. Nukes aren't as scary because everyone has nukes; the first person who fires one is going to get some back.

But what if our computer systems shut down and we can't aim our nukes?

|King Joker| Your Excellency

Originally posted by Nephthys
Cyborgs are scarier than nukes tho, haven't you seen Terminator?
no

NewGuy01 perpetual

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Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Get. Out.

|King Joker| Your Excellency

Originally posted by NewGuy01
China would slaughter us in a cyber war; based on predictions it would be an absolute disaster for us if it ever came to that. Nukes aren't as scary because everyone has nukes; the first person who fires one is going to get some back.

But what if our computer systems shut down and we can't aim our nukes?

Would they really? But the scary thing is is that Russia is disregarding previous nuclear treaties made with NATO by advancing and making more nuclear weapons / submarines to keep a nuclear edge. Their aggressive foreign policy against Ukraine and Georgia could foreshadow a future invasion in the Baltics, and that significantly raises the chances of a nuclear war, because if NATO counterattacked I really doubt Russia would be shy using *at least* tactical nukes.

yeah in that scenario we'd be ****ed lol

|King Joker| Your Excellency

Originally posted by NewGuy01
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Originally posted by Nephthys
Get. Out.
i havent seen ghostbusters either

or the godfather

NewGuy01 perpetual

To be fair, though I've seen the Godfather, I was too young at the time to remember what even really happened.

Not seeing Terminator or Ghostbusters is a crime, though. :no2:

Petrus Debonaire Member

You're right, though. Iceland or New Zealand would be better. And honestly, I'd rather die by Terminator's hand than by nuclear diseases. It's just a much cooler death, tbh.