The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
actually i rethought everything my parents taught me ever at some point, the idea that harry potter was witchcraft i dismissed as harmless considering the strong christian environment i had grown up in and watched them all last month. The fact that pokemon was retarded i verified as fact after trying to watch a show or two. I seriously think i probably would have been more turned onto witchcraft by the druid and paladin my dad played in everquest... all day long, lol.

Yeah, turns out being religious has its benefits. You were saved from being psychologically damaged beyond repair.

Even today, I attend a therapist four times a week and Pokemon's influence on my intellectual capacity is still in existence. The horror, the horror...

Originally posted by Gideon
Yeah, I got banned for that one. It was spearheaded by a guy by the name of Charlemagne19; he's a friend of LS's. And a total moron. He says Vader was intended to be the ultimate Imperial and ultimate Sith bar Palpatine, ergo he's better at everyone at everything and only Palpatine is better than him.

Christ.

Another good one was when everyone said that the Sith didn't die at Endor and that Lumiya, Caedus, Krayt and company were just as legitimate as the other Sith Lords. They outright said that if someone wants to be a Sith, all they have to do is want to be one.

So I told them to start calling me Darth Gideon, Master of the Sith, and rank me up there with the greats. I told them they were turning the Sith from an exclusive cult to a Myspace group.

Got banned for it.

And I see N00baris is still around, still preaching the usual bullshit like a bible-thumper on a rant. 3 years have passed and this kid still hasn't gotten the message that he isn't wanted here...

Keep rhyming all you like, but the "anal rape" one... not okay. ermm

I know, REX.... I know. 😐

And Lana has declared you officially evil. So, take that as you will.

Haha, well, that's because I am evil...

Originally posted by D-FENS
this kid still hasn't gotten the message that he isn't wanted here...

Oh, he's got the message alright, he just doesn't give a shit.

Which is actually pretty impressive. Nebaris has displayed a tenacity of unbelievable potency.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Even today, I attend a therapist four times a week and Pokemon's influence on my intellectual capacity is still in existence. The horror, the horror...

Way to fail at making a hyperlink you series of unmitigated failures!

Y R U ALLWHEYZ LAIYING?!

And KMC people are freaking slow. I submitted my name change request five days ago and it hasn't come through. I want to change it again, and it's probably going to take another week. So that's like, twelve days, assuming it changes today. WTF REX.

It says that you edited it you lying dill weed!

Last edited by Faunus on Today at 05:59 PM

Originally posted by Faunus
And KMC people are freaking slow. I submitted my name change request five days ago, and it hasn't come through. I want to change it again, and it's probably going to take another week. So that's like, twelve days, assuming it changes today. WTF REX.

Raz is not on as often as he(/she?) used to be. My change only took about 3 days. I don't know why you haven't been updated yet. Can I ask what it will be?

The comma after 'five days ago, and' is extraneous and erroneous. Way to fail to understand a convention of your native language. Phillistine.

Sh, no, and STFU.

Originally posted by Faunus
And KMC people are freaking slow. I submitted my name change request five days ago and it hasn't come through. I want to change it again, and it's probably going to take another week. So that's like, twelve days, assuming it changes today. WTF REX.

It took me over a month before my name change came. Raz only comes on like, ten times a year.

There is still an error in your post. It is even the same kind of error; you didn't bother to correct further instances of your mistake. All that this can mean is that you didn't learn anything.

There should not be a comma before the word 'and' when connecting a prepositional phrase to a sentence. It is unnecessary as the word 'and' does the job of connecting the two pieces together without the help of a comma. I think that you are beyond your edit time so I will point out your other mistake:

change it again, and it's probably

You really aren't too good at this whole 'competence at life' challenge, are you?

****.

And, uh, my additional commas were intentional; it was a stylistic choice to represent the delay. Read it out loud - or have someone read it to you - and you'll get it. Yeah.

Maybe ellipses would've been better.

Screw it. I'll just break you again.

Your 'style' is grammatically incorrect.

And, uh, the likelyhood of you 'breaking' me is next to nil. I have attempted to maintain a veneer of civility towards you; do not force me to put you in your place. You would not like your place.

Isn't that how it always is? A slave is indulged by a doting master and eventually exceeds her proper place. I suppose that it is really my fault; in retrospect I shouldn't have let you pretend to be the ruler of an army. Imagination is rarely an attribute for people in your situation.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Your 'style' is grammatically incorrect.

And, uh, the likelyhood of you 'breaking' me is next to nil. I have attempted to maintain a veneer of civility towards you; do not force me to put you in your place. You would not like your place.

Isn't that how it always is? A slave is indulged by a doting master and eventually exceeds her proper place. I suppose that it is really my fault; in retrospect I shouldn't have let you pretend to be the ruler of an army. Imagination is rarely an attribute for people in your situation.

Flattery, Faunus? It won't make things any easier for you, although in the end it is all you've got. If you beg, I *might* give you a break. You have to swear eternal loyalty to Mr. Mittens as well.

Even Chupecabras get lonely.