The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Final Blaxican3,287 pages

By the way Nemesis, it is literally impossible to prevent a banned member from making a new account and posting on a forum, aside from just straight-up destroying the forum.

Originally posted by Faunus
1.) Smote, tool.

2.) Ew. I'm calling Darth Sexy and Knightfall.

3.) Yes.

1.) Grammar Nazi. Go back to killing elementary school kids.

2.) Bring 'em on. Their conservative skills are no match for my liberal nobility.

3.) Shit.

Originally posted by Gideon
Are you kidding me?

Oh, yeah, I forgot where the Joker stated to discriminate against the corrupt but leave the morally just alone.

Did you miss where he specifically went out to destroy the lives of the three incorruptible Gotham heroes? I thought that was the whole plot of the movie.

And there's corruption in every government. Should we blow them all up?

Well, V for Vendetta presents anarchism as a viable option when the government is clearly unjust and corrupted beyond any form of repair; a fascist, murdering organization. Though, I'm pretty sure the V for Vendetta comic was much more morally ambiguous than the actual movie, which portrayed V as necessarily a good guy.

TDK? Joker's a villain. The movie is not an endorsement of anarchy. Joker's philosophy of anarchy is not exactly to set out to destroy injustice. Basically, he believes in the "Lord of the Flies" idea that humanity is inherently evil and cruel, and that rules simply exist to sugarcoat that idea and create a fabric of lies around the true human persona. So, in his opinion, rules are pointless and are only "made to be broken", as is the government. His "It's all part of the plan" monologue carried a subtext of the idea that the government controls society too strictly; controls its norms, controls its expectations, controls its general way of life.

That's a bad thing. Really.

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I shall read that at my church's annual poetry reading contest.

They won't hang you for that or call you a witch or something?

I'd of posted it here earlier, but I don't want Ush to see it and ban the shit out of me.

Ush causes people to defecate when he bans them? That's a potent power.

The man has many abilities some would consider to be... unnatural.

The Genie is cooler. I'd like to have a friend like him.

I'm learning how to C-Walk.

You can't handle it.

I'm getting the V down. It's tricky though.

After I learn the C-Walk... I shall master the Flor Walk.

It looks good if you can actually pull it off, even if you're doing the basic stuff.

flor walk... I meant flow walk. 😐

Yeah I know, if I can at least get the V down I'm set, and that's the most basic part there is. From there on if the other stuff's too hard I can just make my own style. mmm

Hey, Blaxican, are you gonna put down your anal rape poem?

Originally posted by Lethal Rogue
Hey, Blaxican, are you gonna put down your anal rape poem?

He already did...

It's a few posts up.

Oh yeah, didn't see it.

Originally posted by Faunus
Yeah, I bet the whole "evolution" thing was a huge turn-off, too. 😛
actually i rethought everything my parents taught me ever at some point, the idea that harry potter was witchcraft i dismissed as harmless considering the strong christian environment i had grown up in and watched them all last month. The fact that pokemon was retarded i verified as fact after trying to watch a show or two. I seriously think i probably would have been more turned onto witchcraft by the druid and paladin my dad played in everquest... all day long, lol.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
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reported. for old times sake.

Yo, yo yo, yo, yo, yo yo, throw some G's on that grape flava'd kool-aide niigga don't be shy.

Drinkin kool-aide every day, eevry day until I die.

Sippin fruity flava all the time feelin extra fly,

between that kool-aide and that weed niigga, I'm feeling extra high.

Chillin in my house with a drink I like to reminisce.

Drinkin Kool-aide on the corner with my crew was my genesis.

If you's a hata then you ain't my boy you my nemesis,

I'll smash you I'll trash you, kid, I don't take no diss.

Hold up now, you wanna fight? That's fine child take yo knife, get it right, Blaxican don't fear no plight.

You'll be in tears 'fore it turns to night.

I need more rhymes.

Cat-hat-rat-mat-bat-fat. Help?