The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Aurbere3,287 pages
Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Change your sig/avvy to dragon ball

Why?

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
2: it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas in my pants RN 🙂

You mean kids love it, and adults just sigh "this again?"?

Dark.

Why?

^

Originally posted by Aurbere
Gosh darn it, Sas. Stop ruining the purity of early S1 Asuna for me. Post Kayaba SAO never happened.

Pssht, don't play games with me. We both know Reki Kawahara could never write a legitimate female for shit, he's totes a virgin. Asuna's always been a used sex doll, and right now her face is representing you. Think about that.

@Aurb: was talking to Sas, but because Dragon Ball is cool and ridiculously OP 🙂

@Zoltanigga: if by kids you mean Joker and by sigh you mean worship, then yes. 🙂

Originally posted by NewGuy01
Pssht, don't play games with me. We both know Reki Kawahara could never write females for shit, he never got any. Asuna's always been a used sex doll, and right now her face is representing you. Think about that.

Asuna was adorable in S1. That's why I took her Aincrad style for my avatar. Preserve the good nature of the show.

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
1:
Spoiler:
holy Fugg r u serious

2: it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas in my pants RN 🙂

1.
Spoiler:
I wish

2. I know how to make your snake slither 🙂

A snake bit some poor chap's dick off the other day.

1. 🙁

2. And I know how to make your bleeding anus beg for more 🙂

Darn it, Joker. Try not to use so many usable lines. I'm still wooing Fated.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
A snake bit some poor chap's dick off the other day.

I heard a girl did that too.

I'm better at being gay than gay people. I am feeling accomplished. Though Joker maybe I will anally destroy you someday. Who knows. 🙂

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
if by kids you mean Joker

Originally posted by |King Joker|
I know how to make your snake slither 🙂

Try not to chooke on it.

Spoiler:
Not like you could on 3 inch.

I'm so bored I want to die 🙂

Originally posted by Aurbere
Asuna was adorable in S1.

Well, I mean, S1 still includes C.16.5 right?

Originally posted by |King Joker|
I'm so bored I want to die 🙂

there's a fix for that on filthy frank's life hacks video

Joker u want tips? 🙂

Actually I currently possess 7 hard inches of cock 🙂

Originally posted by JKBart
Joker u want tips? 🙂
sure 🙂 🙂

Originally posted by |King Joker|
I'm so bored I want to die 🙂

When you are bored and want to kill stuff, never start with yourself. Unless you are DMB or Legend or Syn. In that case go ahead.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
Well, I mean, S1 still includes C.16.5 right?

My Asuna died sacrificing herself in the fight with Heathcliff.