The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by UCanShootMyNova3,287 pages
Originally posted by JKBart
who cares lol half of u never had sex

Tru.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
If a doctor diagnoses you with several mental illnesses that could contribute to your way of thinking, then it may be the latter. If your perfectly healthy in mind (perhaps also determined by a therapist or doctor), then it's legitimate.

Seems pretty clear-cut to me. mmm

Yeah that definition doesn't really help your case, since pretty much no doctor is going to dare try to call a sexual preference outside of pedophilia or something a mental illness.

Originally posted by JKBart
who cares lol half of u never had sex

Yeah but your polish, having boring polish sex.

Masturbating to us normal folk is more pleasurable and exciting than polsex tbh

Doctor, I like dick, am I sick?

Originally posted by |King Joker|
Doctor, I like dick, am I sick?

By the end of that visit, the doctor's gonna give you a lolipop. It's not your usual pop tho...

Spoiler:
pray he's hot tbh

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Yeah but your polish, having boring polish sex.

Masturbating to us normal folk is more pleasurable and exciting than polsex tbh

Can't be having much sex when the Germans are invading.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
Doctor, I like dick, am I sick?
Lmao
Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
By the end of that visit, the doctor's gonna give you a lolipop. It's not your usual pop tho...

Spoiler:
pray he's hot tbh
😱

i like the taste of my own cock btw

Originally posted by RHaggis
Can't be having much sex when the Germans are invading.

The germans, mein liebchen, where the kinkiest before the war.

Originally posted by JKBart
i like the taste of my own cock btw

Proof you're that flexible tbh

I don't know what the subject matter is here, I'll but swing a jibe in the general topical direction by adding something inspiring seen as I'm better at writing stuff down than 99% of you and generally have more interesting things to say.

Lesbians are repulsive to look at. To gaze upon a lesbian is to scoop out one’s retinas as an offering to the sun god who will burn them to a crisp. Almost all of them are fat and ugly with bad skin and worse clothes. The “lipstick lesbian” is a trope of porn-addled dweebs; sure, they exist, (I’ve come across a few) but their numbers are vanishingly small set against the IMMENSE majority of lesbians who are the furthest thing from bangable any man could imagine.

The general impression of lesbiandom is blobbiness. Lesbian couples are two extra large pastry puffs meiotically becoming one super sized pastry puff. Or two circling gas giants gravitationally stripping each other of a pleasing personality.

Yet they Find, Meet, Attract, and Close…. looking as they do. Clearly, lesbians care not, or care very little, for appearance. Looks are somewhere below “can breathe without mechanical assistance” on the lesbian ledger of acceptable mate criteria.

Originally posted by JKBart
i like the taste of my own cock btw

...Oh.

subhumans lacking agility to perform selfblowjob

"I don't know what the subject matter is here, I'll but swing a jibe in the general topical direction by adding something inspiring seen as I'm better at writing stuff down than 99% of you and generally have more interesting things to say.

Lesbians are repulsive to look at. To gaze upon a lesbian is to scoop out one’s retinas as an offering to the sun god who will burn them to a crisp. Almost all of them are fat and ugly with bad skin and worse clothes. The “lipstick lesbian” is a trope of porn-addled dweebs; sure, they exist, (I’ve come across a few) but their numbers are vanishingly small set against the IMMENSE majority of lesbians who are the furthest thing from bangable any man could imagine.

The general impression of lesbiandom is blobbiness. Lesbian couples are two extra large pastry puffs meiotically becoming one super sized pastry puff. Or two circling gas giants gravitationally stripping each other of a pleasing personality.

Yet they Find, Meet, Attract, and Close…. looking as they do. Clearly, lesbians care not, or care very little, for appearance. Looks are somewhere below “can breathe without mechanical assistance” on the lesbian ledger of acceptable mate criteria."

Time to add another one to the sigs Xtasy.

Neither your line limit, nor my eyes, will tolerate that amount of shit, Syn.

He's right Syn. Its 18 lines long and the limit is 8

"The general impression of lesbiandom is blobbiness. Lesbian couples are two extra large pastry puffs meiotically becoming one super sized pastry puff. Or two circling gas giants gravitationally stripping each other of a pleasing personality.

Yet they Find, Meet, Attract, and Close…. looking as they do. Clearly, lesbians care not, or care very little, for appearance. Looks are somewhere below “can breathe without mechanical assistance” on the lesbian ledger of acceptable mate criteria."

Just this then.

You can fit in the entire poem, with enough intuition.

Lesbians are repulsive to look at. To gaze upon a lesbian is to scoop out one’s retinas as an offering to the sun god who will burn them to a crisp. Almost all of them are fat and ugly with bad skin and worse clothes. The “lipstick lesbian” is a trope of porn-addled dweebs; sure, they exist, (I’ve come across a few) but their numbers are vanishingly small set against the IMMENSE majority of lesbians who are the furthest thing from bangable any man could imagine. The general impression of lesbiandom is blobbiness. Lesbian couples are two extra large pastry puffs meiotically becoming one super sized pastry puff. Or two circling gas giants gravitationally stripping each other of a pleasing personality. Yet they Find, Meet, Attract, and Close…. looking as they do. Clearly, lesbians care not, or care very little, for appearance. Looks are somewhere below “can breathe without mechanical assistance” on the lesbian ledger of acceptable mate criteria." - Ziggystardust

You heard the man.

Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
You heard the man.
Woman*