The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by UCanShootMyNova3,287 pages

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Do it yourself you tech illiterate f*ck. 🙂

"I'll but swing a jibe in the general topical direction by adding something inspiring seen as I'm better at writing stuff down than 99% of you"

lmao

Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
You heard the man.
Originally posted by Fated Xtasy

Time-immemorial affirms his position as the dumbest poster on KMC.

Only a coward would just do what you tried to do. Reported.

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Only a coward would just do what you tried to do. Reported.

It's hilarious because you do that all the time. Heck, I was borrowing your own tactic, since you were the one who came up with the idea of running to the Star Wars forum to harass me.

But anyway, please continue to amuse me. 👆

Reported for baiting, trolling for no reason.

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Before I click on this, it's about lesbians right? It's got to be.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Before I click on this, it's about lesbians right? It's got to be.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
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Originally posted by |King Joker|

Going to call bullshit.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Going to call bullshit.
Just because you're pussy-obsessed and allergic to other guys' dicks doesn't mean the other straights can't get off to some guy-on-guy action every once and a while. 🙂

It means just that.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
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Expose them.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
Just because you're pussy-obsessed and allergic to other guys' dicks doesn't mean the other straights can't get off to some guy-on-guy action every once and a while. 🙂
Originally posted by cs_zoltan
It means just that.

I don't know what the subject matter is here, I'll but swing a jibe in the general topical direction by adding something inspiring seen as I'm better at writing stuff down than 99% of you and generally have more interesting things to say.

Lesbians are repulsive to look at. To gaze upon a lesbian is to scoop out one’s retinas as an offering to the sun god who will burn them to a crisp. Almost all of them are fat and ugly with bad skin and worse clothes. The “lipstick lesbian” is a trope of porn-addled dweebs; sure, they exist, (I’ve come across a few) but their numbers are vanishingly small set against the IMMENSE majority of lesbians who are the furthest thing from bangable any man could imagine.

The general impression of lesbiandom is blobbiness. Lesbian couples are two extra large pastry puffs meiotically becoming one super sized pastry puff. Or two circling gas giants gravitationally stripping each other of a pleasing personality.

Yet they Find, Meet, Attract, and Close…. looking as they do. Clearly, lesbians care not, or care very little, for appearance. Looks are somewhere below “can breathe without mechanical assistance” on the lesbian ledger of acceptable mate criteria.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
Just because you're pussy-obsessed and allergic to other guys' dicks doesn't mean the other straights can't get off to some guy-on-guy action every once and a while. 🙂
Originally posted by cs_zoltan
It means just that.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
watch?v=aEGXpnnYMso

Why does that make you happy, Joker? Is it because that makes you think there are more gay men in the world for you? 🙂