The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Originally posted by Emperordmb
That sounds weirdly sexual.

But I've already smoked enough of your people for one lifetime, so I'll follow the principle of puff puff pass.

Have you met me?

I am literally fighting back a sexual innuendo right now.

It's true!

Originally posted by Emperordmb
That sounds weirdly sexual.

Ah you just saw the video of Trump talking about his daughter.

I sense Thor is not happy with the recent election result.

He must be compensating.

Get ILS on it.

Don't forget DMB.

A philosophical debate about pelicans should insue. Pros and cons:
Pros:
- It's fun
- It's unique
- It's slowly becoming a meme that'll die down by 2017

Cons:
- If you spam pelicans you are giving off the impression that you have nothing better to do with your life, clearly you are a no-lifer devoid of social activity and incapable of blending into society due to your pelican fetish
- Your implusive instinct isn't to go to the root of the problem and hunt down the pelican who broke your wrists and murdered your family, it's simply to make fun of them on an internet board, thus overcompensating for your lack of feathers

Originally posted by aalyasecura95
to all those still disheartened and depressed by trump victory please watch this video. the fight goes on and we have to stand against trump and his sexism. feminism is needed now more than ever and we can't give up now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFwRkNWx-n0

yesterday today and tomorrow the fight continues. spread the word please thank you.

Anita Sarkeesian, lol...

You have fallen to an all time low, secura.

This is an absolutely spectacular image. The joy and glee on both these dudes' faces is enough to power a supernova. It also has literally infinite and inexhaustible triggering potential, in seeming contradiction to the known laws of the universe.

Nigel looks like he's secretly screaming for help...

Originally posted by MythLord
A philosophical debate about pelicans should insue. Pros and cons:
Pros:
- It's fun
- It's unique
- It's slowly becoming a meme that'll die down by 2017

Cons:
- If you spam pelicans you are giving off the impression that you have nothing better to do with your life, clearly you are a no-lifer devoid of social activity and incapable of blending into society due to your pelican fetish
- Your implusive instinct isn't to go to the root of the problem and hunt down the pelican who broke your wrists and murdered your family, it's simply to make fun of them on an internet board, thus overcompensating for your lack of feathers


Interesting.

Originally posted by Beniboybling
I sense Thor is not happy with the recent election result.

Nah I'm just poking fun at them (Americans) about it.

In terms of effecting the rest of the world I doubt there will be any major change in American foreign policy.

That said given the hate mongering nature of his campaign, I'll probably pass on holidays there for the next 4 years. If you remember after Brexit hate crimes against minorities actually went up in the UK. I'm expexting a similar case here.

I don't think enough people understand the magnitude of Trump's accomplishment. It must not be forgotten that one man stood against the entire corrupt political and media establishment of this country. One man decided that enough was enough, and came down out of his tower on a golden escalator and threw his hat in the ring for the Republican nomination against 16 experienced and well-connected rivals. He was, from the beginning, regarded as a buffoon and a joke. He was slandered and mocked ruthlessly by all sides. The media swarmed on him and attempted to destroy his candidacy at every opportunity. It did not matter. He defeated all of his rivals and secured the nomination. He then went into a general election with the more intense pressure against him, facing opposition not only from his opponent's forces, but from the entirety of the mainstream media, which was colluding not only among themselves but actively with his opponent. If that was not bad enough, he was actively and repeatedly stabbed in the back by the Republican establishment, many of whom publicly voiced their desire to see him defeated. It did not matter. None of it mattered. Trump could not be stopped. He is the ultimate winner.

He stormed The House of Bush, Clinton and is now to dethrone the Ghetto of Obama.

It's not an accomplishment to campaign and win against Clinton.

Losing to Trump? Now that's impressive. 👆

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Nah I'm just poking fun at them (Americans) about it.

In terms of effecting the rest of the world I doubt there will be any major change in American foreign policy.

That said given the hate mongering nature of his campaign, I'll probably pass on holidays there for the next 4 years. If you remember after Brexit hate crimes against minorities actually went up in the UK. I'm expexting a similar case here.

The biggest change, I feel, is hope. That's not even a joke. This sure as hell must give hope for anyone out there who thought they had no chance at all of ever effecting any change. It must give hope for all the politicians out there who thought they never stood a chance because the opposition was just so corrupt, but this gives some hope.

Certainly those who were in favor of a Brexit are also happy. Just seeing that yeah, real change can still happen in this day and age.

Originally posted by Sinious
It's not an accomplishment to campaign and win against Clinton.

Losing to Trump? Now that's impressive. 👆

Yes, it's incredibly embarrassing. People can try to cling to the fact she won the popular vote, but that in itself is hilarious because from the way people acted when it came to Trumps chances..she should have had..like 50 million more votes than him. But the actual difference isn't that staggering once you look at the total population of our country and the total number of people who voted. Then add in we were hearing shit about people pardoning criminals or some shit like that so they could vote, etc. I heard stories of voting offices being kept open far later than they should have been, and all this. People on both sides were caught trying to do voter fraud as well, but Hilary fans still want to cling to this "but..but the popular vote".

She also lost despite having decades of more experience. Despite being thoroughly corrupt and all this stuff, and she still couldn't cinch it. Some people literally believe Trump is the devil and that he is a guaranteed rapist, and Hilary STILL lost to him lol.

Speaking of rape, I just laugh whenever people try to say someone is suing Trump for rape. Not that rape is funny, but because it reminds me of how Hilary defending a man accused of raping a 12 yr. old who she thought was guilty lol. Remember, this same person said: women have the right to be believed, LMAO.

lol trump's victory is only an embarrassment for american society and america's worldwide reputation. it's not an embarrassment for hillary because she put her heart and soul to stop trump but couldn't defeat the inherent white supremacy and sexism in are nation. it's not her fault that american society is not ready for a female president and changes to the patriarchy and hillary will be remembered for her brave stand against the sexism. trump winning is no laughing matter and an absolute shame on are country for years to come. you better hope that the feminists and the progressives save this country from its downfall under trump. we will be fighting his sexism every step of the way and he will be ousted.

yesterday, today and tomorrow - the fight continues.

Originally posted by aalyasecura95
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFwRkNWx-n0

ANIKA, LMFAO.