The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Originally posted by Kurk
Please rank these candidates using the 1-10 scale:

1- Monster can't look at them or they'll burn your eyes out.
2- Heinous, Busted- Needs plastic surgery.
3- Plain Ugly- Someone who was born ugly.
4- Below Average/Unattractive- Someone you'd never go out with.
5-Average, could be slightly unnatractive, someone you wouldn't look at twice.
6- Barely Do-able, that's if they're "endowed" in other places. If not, you most likely wouldn't. But they can look ok if they try hard.
7- Cute/Doable- someone you wouldn't be ashamed of. Definitely Date material/maybe more.
8-General Hot/Good Looking- May or may not be exotic looking or just average hot, but definitely someone you'd ****, want to have a long term relationship with.
9-Super Smoking Hot- People you don't see in public often and someone you'd die to ****.
10- Perfection- dosen't exist but someone can be as high as a 9.9, close to it.

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Gay

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I'll go first guys:

Padme: 10
Ariel Winter: 9
Bollywood actress: 8
Random african american actress: 6
Random african american woman: 7
Random Asian woman: 8

Gay (if I were)

Chuck Bass: 9 (but I can see how people could say he's 10)
Valkorian: 8
Dooku/Lee: 8

The ladies are beautiful. Ariel Winter is like wow she's grown up lol.

I'm not into grandads. So chuck bass

1 - 8
2 - 10
3 - 7
4 - 6
5 - 7.5
6 - 6.5

I wanna submerge my face into Ariel Winter's breasts.

And how can you say Natalie Portman is only a 8 Tenebrousway? Smh

Christopher Lee is the only mortal to have achieved the vaunted 10.

Originally posted by Kurk
I wanna submerge my face into Ariel Winter's breasts.

And how can you say Natalie Portman is only a 8 Tenebrousway? Smh

Honestly, she's overrated. *runs away like crazy*

I'm an ass man myself so I tend to agree.

This azz ain't big enough for yah? It's not overwhelming large or small

It is. Natalie Portman is pretty fine. High 8 low 9.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t636576.html

I'd say Westwick is like a 7 - 8.5, tbh.

The girl in the pic is a 6, IMO.

1) 9,5
2) 7
3) 8
4) 7
5) 7
6) 8

Guys:
1) 8
2) 7
3) 14

Lmao, many 7s.

Valkorian: 7
Dooku: 5

Originally posted by |King Joker|

Dooku: 5

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Originally posted by Sinious
You actually believe that. How pathetic.

In reality, you're the one who is butthurt. Butthurt over the fact that nature doesn't submit to your sense of human rights. Cry about it as much as you want, and call everyone who doesn't dig your PC shit a psychopath. Your side of the argument hasn't actually given one solid reason to take your misguided beliefs seriously. But, you simply don't buy the psycho shit, right?

All you're doing is proving how retarded you actually are. 👆

haermm

Alright dear no need to get so f*cking upset, really doesn't do much for the impression of 'not being butthurt' lmfao.

I know this isn't the first time you're hearing this, but imitating Tempest makes you look only worse.

Temp is a smart and funny guy, so actually I find the comparison flattering. 🙂

On the other hand imitating the behaviour of a hormonal pre-teen? Yeah, not so much. But I'm sure its only accidental.

Anyway I've evidently unintentionally triggered you, so let me explain my argument. First of all no, it does not have anything to do with "ma hooman rights!!11!" and no, nowhere did I call anyone who disagrees with me a "psychopath", lmfao pls take your meds. But I get it, framing the world around you within the contexts of this crwybaby SJW narrative makes things easier for you to understand, yet the truth is my actual beliefs are predicated on logic and common sense. Daunting concepts I know! But don't worry, I'll walk you through them.

Let's take the example of a heterosexual male, such a person has their sexual instinct predisposed towards the opposite sex at a very early stage. And there is no evidence I'm aware of, scientific or otherwise, that suggests this biological impulse is made biased towards any one ethnicity.

Yes, as a result of one's upbringing, it stands to reason that you'd develop preferences towards certain races and colour, for example if you grow up in a largerly white environment you'd be more attracted to white people, and vice versa. However to be entirely unattracted to the body of an entire ethnicity of women, wholesale, would be a subversion of your sexual instincts. And in that sense, yes, biologically perverse. You'd have to have developed some kind of complex powerful enough to essentially suppress that instinct, like a phobia, be it triggered by a traumatic experience or a irrational, racist attitude. Not just a disinclination to "slitty eyes".

In fact given that, I expect the number of straight men who fit into this formula are extremely low, and if they are, are probably easily to identify as out and out racist or racially phobic. Take Ziggy for example, but of course he's probably lying.

Tl;dr: if you're are a guy are your not attracted to Beyonce or Rihanna you are either gay, racist, or bullshitting. 👆

Originally posted by Beniboybling
Temp is a smart and funny guy, so actually I find the comparison flattering. 🙂

On the other hand imitating the behaviour of a hormonal pre-teen? Yeah, not so much. But I'm sure its only accidental.

Anyway I've evidently unintentionally triggered you, so let me explain my argument. First of all no, it does not have anything to do with "ma hooman rights!!11!" and no, nowhere did I call anyone who disagrees with me a "psychopath", lmfao pls take your meds. But I get it, framing the world around you within the contexts of this crwybaby SJW narrative makes things easier for you to understand, yet the truth is my actual beliefs are predicated on logic and common sense. Daunting concepts I know! But don't worry, I'll walk you through them.

Let's take the example of a heterosexual male, such a person has their sexual instinct predisposed towards the opposite sex at a very early stage. And there is no evidence I'm aware of, scientific or otherwise, that suggests this biological impulse is made biased towards any one ethnicity.

Yes, as a result of one's upbringing, it stands to reason that you'd develop preferences towards certain races and colour, for example if you grow up in a largerly white environment you'd be more attracted to white people, and vice versa. However to be entirely unattracted to the body of an entire ethnicity of women, wholesale, would be a subversion of your sexual instincts. And in that sense, yes, biologically perverse. You'd have to have developed some kind of complex powerful enough to essentially suppress that instinct, like a phobia, be it triggered by a traumatic experience or a irrational, racist attitude. Not just a disinclination to "slitty eyes".

In fact given that, I expect the number of straight men who fit into this formula are extremely low, and if they are, are probably easily to identify as out and out racist or racially phobic. Take Ziggy for example, but of course he's probably lying.

Tl;dr: if you're are a guy are your not attracted to Beyonce or Rihanna you are either gay, racist, or bullshitting. 👆

👆

So I just finished the 2nd Aftermath novel. Bored me half to death.

Will start with Rogue One Catalyst tomorrow.