The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by NewGuy013,287 pages

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What's happening? 🙂

no idea, but it's syn

Reason enough, agreed. 🙂

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Lel, except that even in years in which his teams were good he never shot above 47% once, nor were his statistics good enough that winning him more games in any of those years would warrant him the MVP. 🙂

Except he only had good teams when he was a young phag who couldn't shoot or when he was an old c-unt who couldn't drive 🙂

Originally posted by cs_zoltan
Except he only had good teams when he was a young phag who couldn't shoot or when he was an old c-unt who couldn't drive 🙂

😬

Bruh, one of the years he supposedly should have won MVP was when he was a "young phag," and had a good team. You're essentially trying to tell me that those three specific years, (04-05, 05-06, and 06-07) were some magical years where he would have shot 50% if he had a good team. Which is fugging bogus, because in the second best season of his career, (02-03,) he couldn't even shoot 47%. 🙂

Furthermore, Lebron in the 2nd season of his career on the SHIT tier Cavs was able to shoot slightly more efficiently than Kobe ever did, and would go on to shoot even better percentages with them, at a young age to boot, so Kobe, who supposedly deserves 4 MVPs, should not be exempt from the same scrutiny and expectations.

Except LeFlop is twice as big as Kobe so he can drive at will 😬

Everyone you compared Kobe with (besides CP) are meant to have better % as they are all SF/PF/C.

How about Michael Jordan? As a rookie with the shit tier Bulls he shot over 50%. 🙂

Dwayne Wade also shot better field Goal Percentages than Kobe, even when his team was shit tier.

And it's not like fg% is the only reason Kobe doesn't deserve an MVP.

Damn. Koth Vortena is a complete *******.

Where is the "most powerful Jedi" thread?

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Damn. Koth Vortena is a complete *******.

You realize this now?

Originally posted by The Ellimist
@Skillz and Petrus, etc., how would you rank this year's quarterbacks?

1. Brady
2+. ????

1. Brady.
2. Brees.
3. Ryan.
4. Rodgers.
5. Carr.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
You realize this now?

Nah I've been saying this for a while, but KOTET chapter one called for a reiteration of that opinion.

Are you permanently LSDMB now? Is that why you think you're on Mortis?

Originally posted by Petrus
Are you permanently LSDMB now? Is that why you think you're on Mortis?

Mortis has been my location since before my 1st LSD trip last year on Columbus day, while I didn't change to LSDMB until after my 3rd LSD trip this year on Halloween.

Yeah but that just means Mortis is strongly related to LSDMB's actions.

wait

if DMB is on Mortis

then why is DMB in the United States

does that mean that the United States is Mortis?

HOLY SHIT DONALD TRUMP'S THE FATHER

👆

Originally posted by Catprone
wait

if DMB is on Mortis

then why is DMB in the United States

does that mean that the United States is Mortis?

HOLY SHIT DONALD TRUMP'S THE FATHER

God Emperor Trump. 👆