The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

She better search Ebay then.

Reported. That kind of nonsense won't be tolerated here.

Originally posted by Vengeful Koala
Reported. That kind of nonsense won't be tolerated here.

My sarcasm detector is off today but I'm assuming you're kidding. And please, how dare you report your father?

There's no way TG's old enough to be my father.

On second thought, there is that British kid who just became a father at twelve, so I guess anything's possible.

Originally posted by Vengeful Koala
There's no way TG's old enough to be my father.

On second thought, there is that British kid who just became a father at twelve, so I guess anything's possible.

So. [stuff "no one cares" about]

AND

my video card fried. 😠

Vengeful Koala ... big lol. What the hell is the inspiration for that name.

Originally posted by Vengeful Koala

On second thought, there is that British kid who just became a father at twelve, so I guess anything's possible.

What is this? Twelve?

Thirteen.

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
Thirteen.

Huge improvement...

At that age, yes. Although he was 12 when he 'made' the kid.

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
At that age, yes. Although he was 12 when he 'made' the kid.

I really don't see how its a huge improvement.

After abandoning my former username, I deemed it apt to share with you all one of Publius' (I) greatest copied and pastedoriginal works, a Joaquin Phoenix-esque foray into the art of the hip hop and gangsta rap scene.

An Original Work by Publius (I)

Yo, yo yo, yo, yo, yo yo, throw some G's on that grape flava'd kool-aide niigga don't be shy.

Drinkin kool-aide every day, every day until I die.

Sippin fruity flava all the time feelin extra fly,

Between that kool-aide and that weed niigga, I'm feeling extra high.

Chillin in my house with a drink I like to reminisce.

Drinkin Kool-aide on the corner with my crew was my genesis.

If you's a hata then you ain't my boy you my nemesis,

I'll smash you I'll trash you, kid, I don't take no diss.

Hold up now, you wanna fight? That's fine child take yo knife, get it right, BlaxicanPublius don't fear no plight.

You'll be in tears 'fore it turns to night.

Blax, please don't sue me.

Originally posted by Autokrat
I really don't see how its a huge improvement.

Better?

Edit: Trying to log on, I spent a full trying to figure out what the **** was wrong before I realized my username wasn't "Faunus" anymore. Another twenty seconds before I realized it wasn't "Publius II," and another ten to figure out that my KMC password =/= my email password.

It fails.

Originally posted by Vengeful Koala
With a fourteen (now fifteen) year-old.

Better?

I was more or less revering to the boy, although fifteen is better than thirteen to be sure, still the entire thing is just ****ed up.

The two of them are clearly lacking in any real intelligence, the girl especially.

A twelve year-old knocking up a fourteen year-old is weird as **** to begin with, but the kid barely even looks nine.

edit

Gah, wtf. I was trying to post the article and pressed enter, thus quadruple posting. Pop-ups suck.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

And scratch that. The kid barely looks eight. Maybe he's taller in person.

Edit 2: The article agrees with me about the kids age, and look at the girl. Freak. She's like twice his size.

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