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Ali's the greatest.

Originally posted by Vengeful Koala
Ali's the greatest.

Yea, if you take HIS word for it.

Originally posted by Darth Exodus
You should. It's worth the hype.

... yeah, Lost is awesome, but it's some seriously weird shit. Have you EVER seen such absurd and bizarre plot twists?

Btw, I'm back.

I am debating against a man who feels that playing a game of football is just as dangerous as fighting in a war.

*sighs*

tis, broken bones and hits

... I'd rather be a in a pro-football game then storming the Normandy beachead, personally.

That's because you're weak.

I threw a peanut at your cousin when I went to the Zoo yesterday.

Yesterday, I deported one of yours.

... yeah, Lost is awesome, but it's some seriously weird shit. Have you EVER seen such absurd and bizarre plot twists?

I love the weird shit.😄 Moving the island and time travel ftw. And Lost is the only thing that can make things like that work and come off as borderline divine.

The smoke monster is uber and Benjamin Linus is bad-ass also.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
... I'd rather be a in a pro-football game then storming the Normandy beachead, personally.

To the person your deabting against Blaxican I give you the wise words of Yoda,

"Much to learn, you still have."

Lost is ****ing retarded. Seriously. It's a more dramatic, bitchy, drawn out version of gilligan's island. Seriously, 3 seasons and they're still not off the island? Or do they come back every other episode. Someone should just nuke that island and end all of their misery.

By season 5

Spoiler:
they do get off the island, but then some wierd shit happens and they have to get back, and I think the island already has a nuke on it

A nuke wouldn't work though. The Island>>>>>>>>>>>time, space, logic, energy, kentuky-fried chicken and matter.

Originally posted by Darth Exodus
By season 5

Spoiler:
they do get off the island, but then some wierd shit happens and they have to get back, and I think the island already has a nuke on it

A nuke wouldn't work though. The Island>>>>>>>>>>>time, space, logic, energy, kentuky-fried chicken and matter.

I didn't say the Island was above God (Bay), it goes without saying that it isn't.

Cuz you know, without the Divine One, WWII would have been fought with butter knives.

Benjamin Linus is indeed a badass. Jack Shepherd, though? That dude is the most annoying, self-righteous, indecisive and bossy protagonist in the history of television shows.

I have a theory as to why the island was dislodged from the time and space continuum and why they must go back to it, by the way. I also have a theory as to why illnesses and unnatural imperfections are reversed on the island... oh, and as to why babies can't be born, too.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Benjamin Linus is indeed a badass. Jack Shepherd, though? That dude is the most annoying, self-righteous, indecisive and bossy protagonist in the history of television shows.

I have a theory as to why the island was dislodged from the time and space continuum and why they must go back to it, by the way. I also have a theory as to why illnesses and unnatural imperfections are reversed on the island... oh, and as to why babies can't be born, too.

Cuz you know, without the Divine One, WWII would have been fought with butter knives.

THE HORROR!!!!! 'faints'

'expects Fuanus to give me mouth to mouth' he he. 😖hifty:

Benjamin Linus is indeed a badass. Jack Shepherd, though? That dude is the most annoying, self-righteous, indecisive and bossy protagonist in the history of television shows.

Yeah, Jack's a bit of a douche, didn't used to be but is now. I don't hate him but he's still not a particularly compelling protagonist. They should have kept with the plan and have Kate as the main character, killing Jake off in the first ep like they were going to and having it be Kate vs Locke. Might not have been as good but could have been much better. I don't like how he bosses and bullies everyone into doing what he says, at least Locke has the balls to be open about it.

I have a theory as to why the island was dislodged from the time and space continuum and why they must go back to it, by the way. I also have a theory as to why illnesses and unnatural imperfections are reversed on the island... oh, and as to why babies can't be born, too.

God/Sayid?

Originally posted by Darth Exodus
Yeah, Jack's a bit of a douche, didn't used to be but is now. I don't hate him but he's still not a particularly compelling protagonist. They should have kept with the plan and have Kate as the main character, killing Jake off in the first ep like they were going to and having it be Kate vs Locke. Might not have been as good but could have been much better. I don't like how he bosses and bullies everyone into doing what he says, at least Locke has the balls to be open about it.

My favorite 'good guys' in the show are Harley and Sawyer, mainly because they have a ****ing sense of humor. Kate and Jack are so... serious, my god. To the point of pretentious self-importance and self-seriousness, especially in the case of Jack; this largely makes them intolerable and unlikable. Kate gets a narrow pass for being ridiculously hot, though.

Locke is delusional. Now, so is Harley, but the difference is again with the sense of humor thing. Locke's seriousness regarding his borderline schizophrenic delusions and fantasies simply makes him absurd and laughable.

Originally posted by Darth Exodus
God/Sayid?

Well, God doesn't exist and Sayid is just an Iraqi Jack Bauer. No, my opinion has more to do with the intricacies of the Island's relationship to the passing of time and space.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
It's Riverworld?

It is Sparta.