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*Digs up respect from his filing cabinet* Here I found some for you!

MINE!!! *gobbles it up greedily* mmmmmn, tastes like foot.

But, like, if a candycane grew legs and 10 times its size and then I pinned it down and sawed off it's foot and ate it while it writhed and screamed on the floor, that kind of foot. The kind of foot that's been marinaded in victory and manliness ✅

I.. just lost the respect again, right?

Originally posted by Darth Exodus
MINE!!! *gobbles it up greedily* mmmmmn, tastes like foot.

But, like, if a candycane grew legs and 10 times its size and then I pinned it down and sawed off it's foot and ate it while it writhed and screamed on the floor, that kind of foot. The kind of foot that's been marinaded in victory and manliness ✅

I.. just lost the respect again, right?

Actually *smashes old CRT Television reaches inside and pulls out a small velvet bag.*

Heres more for you!
My goodness your good at this!

F*ck Yeah!!! My new name came through!!! And I got respekt!!!! I'm on a roll!!

Next to finish my coursework, get the highest mark in the class and laugh at how little effort it took me! Then... The World!!!!! 👿 👿

*Insane giggles* Bwahahhaahahaha = after the giggles.

Hey homos I'm back. I was wondering if anyone was doing the NCAA tournament bracket challenge thing. I'm #1 on ESPN.com after the 1st day of gameplay.

Your new name's awesome.

I am officially on spring break.

Woot.

I'm officially on finals week at college.

You suck.

😆

Oh well. I just lost in the first elimination round of the Quiz Bowl after acing three teams in the placement games. I'm fairly angry.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
😆

Oh well. I just lost in the first elimination round of the Quiz Bowl after acing three teams in the placement games. I'm fairly angry.

What the hell is the Quiz Bowl and link me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiz_bowl

I clean up in English/Science (and kind of math) but geography and strangely the content (phrasing) of the US constitution beat me up.

Lol

God, the sentient embodiment of love forgiveness,kindness and touching people on the bottom in a friendly way, should not be confused with the American deity Gahd, who is the sentient embodiment of war, the right to shoot Mexicans and the organised hatred of homosexuals.

Found this on Uncyclopedia.

E Gawd.

Dr.Beefington?

That's a really gay name. Like, it'd be the name of the Professor who screws his student in a porno.

Oh snap!

Minor singe!

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Dr.Beefington?

That's a really gay name. Like, it'd be the name of the Professor who screws his student in a porno.

I wanted Sexy McBeefington or Spartacus Lowenstein but apparently they're too big.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
I wanted Sexy McBeefington or Spartacus Lowenstein but apparently they're too big.

A problem I'm sure you don't run into often.

Originally posted by Gideon
A problem I'm sure you don't run into often.

AHAHAHA that's funny. Apparently you didn't see the terrified look on your mother's face when I whipped out the manaconda.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
AHAHAHA that's funny. Apparently you didn't see the terrified look on your mother's face when I whipped out the manaconda.

Terrified? Of course she was. She has a phobia about needles.

Apparently she's easily pleasured by them as well.

You just kind of owned yourself there.