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Originally posted by Emperordmb
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It's also the most effective and least retarded explanation for her potential and power level. It doesn't make that shit in TFA not retarded, but I'll tell you it makes it more retarded for her to be that powerful if she's not a Skywalker.


you're literally an oxygen thief

Jack is that you? Or are you some other ****? All you wannabe edgelord sock dipshits just kinda blend together past a certain point.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Jack is that you? Or are you some other ****? All you wannabe edgelord sock dipshits just kinda blend together past a certain point.
Dmb what happened to your site?

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=648335

I'm still holding out hope for my crackpot Rey Palpatine theory.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'm still holding out hope for my crackpot Rey Palpatine theory.

NINE MORE DAYS MY DUDE.(cuz I preordered my tickets for an early showing at a certain theater)

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'm still holding out hope for my crackpot Rey Palpatine theory.

Skywalker or related to Kenobi prob. However, I hope they just do something totally fucking insane, like Rey Palpatine. It would be interesting.

I don't really care all that much, so long as whatever they do? They do it well. I love some of these theories that are like, "The big twist will be that she's related... to no one!"

Yeah right.

Originally posted by The Lost
Skywalker or related to Kenobi prob.

Guaranteed "no" for both.

Her being related to no one is perhaps the most likely situation.

I hope it's either Palpatine or no one.

There's honestly a higher chance Rey isn't in the film than it's a Palpatine, rofl.

noice

I hope Rey is a Fisto.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
Her being related to no one is perhaps the most likely situation.

That's not how reproduction works.

Maybe shes a clone.

A Palpatine clone.

Someone must've made a really shitty job if that's what they got out of Sheev.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
There's honestly a higher chance Rey isn't in the film than it's a Palpatine, rofl.

👆 How could she be descended from someone with no penis?

Lol.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
Her being related to no one is perhaps the most likely situation.

I'd like to know how this is the most likely situation. Star Wars (especially the films) has a history of lineage and family, particularly of it's main characters, being incredibly important.

I really doubt she is related to a bunch of nobodies. It would be shocking to just about everyone and is unlikely the case.

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