The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Trocity3,287 pages

I'm going on Thursday, will spoil everything upon my return home, don't worry.

Plot sounds terrible. Execution might be nice, but it won't save Star Wars for me.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I dunno, I'm rewatching TFA right now and Rey's parents are a pretty big mystery thats brought up and never really resolved. Rey herself is super mysterious and I feel like her past is definitely going to be a big deal at some point.

I'm also still convinced that Rey was at Lukes academy when Kylo attacked it but he couldn't bare to kill her for some reason, erased or muddied her memories and put her on Jakku. He clearly knew who she is ahead of time. which iirc is made very apparent in the novelisation.

It's possible. It just seems likely that Rey is related to someone. If they really wanted some crazy mic drop to mirror the surprise twist impact that ESB had? I think Luke will somehow bite it. I mean, it seems likely that they would just kill him off somehow but who really knows?

I also think Snoke is a red herring and could be murdered, probably by Kylo Ren, which will stun everyone. It seems ridiculous but Johnson seems like a dude who would pilot the series into a goddamn crazy direction and he has previously shown in his direction that he's not scared to bump someone enormous off. Actually, he constantly does it. Looper, BB, etc.

There is way too much direct hype going into Snoke. If he really had this massive impact? I think the marketing team would be a little more careful about it because all tbey do is misdirect. I also think, despite the exaggerated claims that this is "exactly like the OT" that they won't go in that direction. I think this will be their way of intentionally going in the opposite direction to distance this story from one that has been done before.

Anyway, I get to see it tomorrow a day before release so here's to hoping Rey is a Chewbacca. lol

Damn. I was gonna see it tomorrow but certain issues prevent me from seeing it lawls. Guess I'm watching it till saturday

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[QUOTE=16440290]Originally posted by godemperortrump
[B]. **** you. Well I guess I asked for it clicking on this thread.

On the bright side;

Quanchi is on suicide watch

Does Rey finally fufill her role as a Mary Sue?

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For real though, screw you for that, emperortrump. I just dropped $35 on that sh1t for Saturday. Tbf, I should've known better. I needed something to perk me up after finals, but I think mocking Quanchi will be well worth it.

Kylo > Snoke > Palpatine > Vader.

Originally posted by Kurk
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This was mildly creative and effective. +1 rep

Originally posted by NewGuy01
This was mildly creative and effective. +1 rep

NewGuy....your sig, me likey

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
NewGuy....your sig, me likey
u into hentai?

Originally posted by Kurk
u into hentai?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNDbv_LdnMA

Originally posted by Kurk
Damnit, the earliest I could get tickets was this Saturday. Don't spoil it for me now you Friday-go-ers

Huh?

Can I spoil it for you as a "Wednesday-at-midnight-go-er"..?

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
NewGuy....your sig, me likey

Do you like it because you've seen PH, or because it's anime and accurately represents my SWF career?

One of the best fanfictions I ever read came from the Pandora Hearts fandom.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9157733/3/Night-of-Voids

10/10 story but the author never finished it so be wary of that if you don't want to sink time into a story that'll likely never be finished. Personally, that sort of thing doesn't bother me, but I know it does some people.

why is it always faggotry with you???

Originally posted by Kurk
Does Rey finally fufill her role as a Mary Sue?

Yurp. If anything, it's gotten worse.