The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Kurk3,287 pages

Ellimist, will you be my new Sith master? You seem to be intelligent and I'd be honored to serve under you.

Ellimist, after careful consideration I have allowed Elon Musk to succeed Count Dooku as my new idol and sith master. I will be constructing a shrine in his name. Everyday, after going through the bull-crap of college, I will bend my knee to his image and envy his genius. I may not be nearly as intelligent as my lord, but I will pledge myself to his cause of advancing humanity, while utilizing the sith code, until my last breath.

I like how even death can't save you from the nonsense that is BioWare's writing these days.

You died?

Did any real people turn up to the funeral? Or was there a wake-style hangout call set up in commemoration ?

This forum is a special shithole.

Shall we set up a commemoration call for when your gf cucks you (inevitably) with a Glaswegian beef butcher?

How thoughtful. I'd like that. 🙂

HAPPY MAY 4TH EVERYONE! NOW IS OUR TIME TO SHINE FOR THE NORMIES!

An online game I've been playing (not to mention foolishly spent a lot of $$ on) for many years is shutting down, KMC is on deathrow, My cognitive abilities are beginning to slow, I'm beginning to die....

Lets face it, they weren't exactly fast to begin with.

pot calling the kettle black

Originally posted by Kurk
An online game I've been playing (not to mention foolishly spent a lot of $$ on) for many years is shutting down, KMC is on deathrow, My cognitive abilities are beginning to slow, I'm beginning to die....
What game is that?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Lets face it, they weren't exactly fast to begin with.
My standardized test scores would say otherwise...

90th±2 percentile on ACT/SAT

I am (was) no Elon Musk, but by no means am I stupid. Probably average when compared to others in the same socio-economic status as me, but definitely not stupid.

Going off those test score percentiles my IQ is in the low 120's which is alright I suppose...my officially tested childhood score was 125/126 so my potential definitely dropped off over the years (I know for a fact environmental factors are involved). Above average intelligence, but nothing special on its own; about 1/12 have the same score or higher.

Oh well. I suppose I am like Haazen or Obi-Wan. Not inherently strong in the force, but through sith artifacts (books) or refining my skill (logic puzzles/math exercises) I am able to at least contend with my Ivy-League colleagues in metaphorical combat for short periods of time (Dooku vs Yoda).

This makes sense as I always kissed the asses of my peers in high-school who are currently attending Ivy League universities while I'm stuck in a shit-hole. At least I won't be drowning in student debt lol?

Originally posted by NemeBro
What game is that?

It's this stupid Korean FPS counterstrike-esque game called Alliance of Valiant Arms.

dont worry kurk
kmc is not dying
its been the same shithole all these years

Kurk

but by no means am I stupid.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66

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Originally posted by JKBart
dont worry kurk
kmc is not dying
its been the same shithole all these years

I know but all my favorite people to troll are gone. KingJoker rarely comes on, Jmanghan too, Mythlord blocked me (finally), Neph started a new job, Robtard is a one-trick pony, Quanchi is in and out of rehab/jail for long periods of time, etc.

Putinbot is the only fun one left.

Now-a-days I come on hoping to see a thread by either JKBart, Ellimist, and occasionally Galan.

What is your guys' opinion on this picture:

Garbage.

Instead of studying for my final exam tomorrow, I tried to make this happen. Are you proud of me? 🙂

making straight comedy on KTT LMAO http://www.kanyetothe.com/forum/index.php?topic=7764026.0