The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Kurk3,287 pages

Originally posted by Ursumeles
Hope this is k, but if anyone cares this is Barts essay:
https://pastebin.com/UQUcFUGT
Might be the most stupid thing he's ever posted lol

One can only wonder how drunk he was when he wrote that.

Originally posted by Nephthys
The first step is accepting that you are not worthy of succeeding in that ambition.

I accept that she'd never accept me as her apprentice simply because she's not the Sith type. She was never braggadocious about her accomplishments and we had mutual respect for each other. We ended our relationship on a high-note, with an invitation for me to accompany her in an outstanding violin duet performed for our school. Make no mistake though, she's the devious type.

I only long for a strong Sith master I can look up to and serve. Again, is this something I can find in the BDSM community but without the sex?

I found a video of DMB:

YouTube video

Ah, ILS found a place alongside Bart.
How nice.

"general idiocy" LMFAO

Well I officially met one of my heroes tonight. Was a really exciting and engaging event.

It was great for me too. Good time.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Well I officially met one of my heroes tonight. Was a really exciting and engaging event.
Tell us all about him and the questions you asked

OpenCV is a godsend

Another glimmer of hope: https://www.change.org/p/cartoon-network-continue-the-original-teen-titans-on-adult-swim-season-6/u/22825225

Teen Titans 6 will be produced alongside Titans Go if the upcoming movie performs really well according to Terra Strong and Hynden Walch (voices of Raven & Starfire).

Could this be for real? Or is it a scheme to make us buy tickets to a sh1tty movie?

Lebron is such trash.

GoT fans, can you give a brief analysis of the similarities between Cersei Lannister and Princess Azula?

Both are sexually attracted to siblings.

Is Dave still trolling here or has south Florida lawyering finally paid off?

Originally posted by Kurk
Lebron is such trash.

You’re wrong.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Is Dave still trolling here or has south Florida lawyering finally paid off?
Who's a lawyer?

Btw Tara Strong (voice of Raven) posted this image of her with Glen Murakami just recently!

Could season 6 really be happening?

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Glen Murakami is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Strong's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Murakami barely able to force it past the knob, and Strong moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

😂

I should've known you people couldn't be trusted with such sensitive matters 😬

"This book came together in the space of only six months—an unbelievably short time to transform an idea into a finished work on the shelves."

Ah. Well that explains why Rule of Two is such a steaming pile of shit 🙂

Well I officially have no friends since I've fully embraced the teachings of the Sith. My best-friend of many years finally saw me for who I've become and left me today.

I'm somewhat disappointed—moreso surprised—by how rapidly those close to me have left over the years, but Darth Bane's teachings have taught me that they were simply a means to an end.

Bittersweet, but as Plagueis said: The power of the dark side is an illness no true Sith would ever wish to be cured of.