The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Eminence3,287 pages
Eminence Boss

By "assets," you mean

Spoiler:
your genitals?
How does that work?

Dr McBeefington Restricted

They're considered a commodity.

Red Nemesis The Blind Critic

Only people we like can post in here from now on

Candy is super delicious. Has anyone ever had any gross candy?

*is cliquish and insular, discouraging newcomers and fulfilling der Fuhrer's prophecy in such a way that is his own actions that precipitated these events' actualization*

~:Mr.Anderson:~ Restricted

Yes. I had vanilla jelly beans that tasted like dick coated in petroleum jelly.

You would have enjoyed them actually. 😕

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Ever had PB+J M+Ms? They suck.

Slash_KMC Retired Helper

I do not like ice cream.

Red Nemesis The Blind Critic

Originally posted by ~:Mr.Anderson:~
Yes. I had vanilla jelly beans that tasted like dick coated in petroleum jelly.

You would have enjoyed them actually. 😕

Wait...

They make Jelly Beans that don't taste like dick covered in Petroleum Jelly? What kind of monstrosity is this!?

😛

msn-wink

Edit: WOOT. Unexpected scholarship!

~:Mr.Anderson:~ Restricted

nice dude.

Slash_KMC Retired Helper

Congrats.

Dr McBeefington Restricted

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Wait...

They make Jelly Beans that don't taste like dick covered in Petroleum Jelly? What kind of monstrosity is this!?

😛

msn-wink

Edit: WOOT. Unexpected scholarship!

I wasn't aware they offered scholarships for homosexuals.

Ichigo Kurosaki Restricted

Bet it took you all three days to come up with that one.

Gideon Restricted
Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
I wasn't aware they offered scholarships for homosexuals.

Check your mail.

Dr McBeefington Restricted
Originally posted by Gideon
Check your mail.

Nope, nothing. Looks like I'm still straight!

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

We'll soon see about that... *Woos Darth Sexy* flex

Eminence Boss

I HAVE REDISCOVERED MY KMC PASSWORD AND AM FREE TO WREAK HAVOC ONCE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Who's this^ guy?

Dr McBeefington Restricted

It's either Nebaris, or Faunus after he touched a girl's shoulder.

Hewhoknowsall Restricted
Originally posted by Eminence
I HAVE REDISCOVERED MY KMC PASSWORD AND AM FREE TO WREAK HAVOC ONCE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Woah...you forgot your password?

Slash_KMC Retired Helper
Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Woah...you forgot your password?

He's most likely too.

Eminence Boss

STFU. I saved your ass on PE. And brought you to ROK.

You owe me.

And yes, I changed my password after four years and promptly forgot it.