Originally posted by ~:Mr.Anderson:~Collegehumor ftw.
not a chance don't jizz yourself!*sings* we didn't start the flame war! peeps were hatin on it 'for i left my topic."
Originally posted by ~:Mr.Anderson:~Collegehumor ftw.
not a chance don't jizz yourself!*sings* we didn't start the flame war! peeps were hatin on it 'for i left my topic."
Thought you guys might enjoy this. will not post too much at once as its pretty long list.
The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
Originally posted by ~:Mr.Anderson:~Best of the lot. And the lot are all good.
9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
Originally posted by Eminenceboring, stupid, pointlessly insulting, and political. not anywhere near as funny.
Not as good as...Skip to 3:52.
Originally posted by ~:Mr.Anderson:~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kMg0DqtvHQ&feature=PlayList&p=E83878BA020CAE3B&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=17
i realy dont understand the humor here. senseless violence= failure.
This is odd. I sent Raz a PM and I think he read it. I asked if I could publicly come out with my identity and change my name. I'm not sure if he acknowledged or read those PM's but here's to hoping he did.
Yeah, I'm Sorgo.
I feel like a weight has been lifted. Unfortunately, If Raz didn't read my PM's and didn't notify the administration, I'm probably going to get banned into oblivion soon.
If Raz did tell them and I am allowed here, I'll be sure to change my name. 😛
For those who are interested in SWTOR; here is a video.
For those doubters here is some reassurance.
Happy face?
This is odd. I sent Raz a PM and I think he read it. I asked if I could publicly come out with my identity and change my name. I'm not sure if he acknowledged or read those PM's but here's to hoping he did.Yeah, I'm Sorgo.
I feel like a weight has been lifted. Unfortunately, If Raz didn't read my PM's and didn't notify the administration, I'm probably going to get banned into oblivion soon.
If Raz did tell them and I am allowed here, I'll be sure to change my name.
mmm
On some level... I guess I always knew. Except I didn't....
mmm
Anyway, good luck on your acceptance and I hope to see you around soon. Lord knows we need the activity.....