The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyLf_8GAzo8

Tom Cruise's best work by FAR.

"no more frequent flier B*TCH miles for my boy..."

crylaugh

I loved that movie.

The movie was hilarious but Tom Cruise should have gotten an Oscar for that movie. He MADE that movie. It's strange that out of all of his epic performances, this stands out to me as his best.

i think its the most different out of his performances.

and he was nominated but lost to ledgers joker which pretty much had to happen.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
i think its the most different out of his performances.

and he was nominated but lost to ledgers joker which pretty much had to happen.

Ah in that case it was warranted. But good lord, he was amazing in that movie.

So my A level results come today. The next hour could change my life.

...... I'm scared! Nemmy, come and comfort me!

I'm sure you will have done fine?

I'm not really sure what an 'A level' is.

Oh geez guys, I'm soooo overwhelmed by your alarm and worry over my entire future. You absolute bastards.

And if you really cared Nem you could have googled it. I hate you now!

.....

.......

And yes, I did pass, which means I got into college. You may praise me now.

Congrats.

I'm almost out of college.

It clearly dealt with something from across the... pond? Whatev. If I was caught googling that by Faux news then I'd never live it down: Everything European is unamerican. Think about it this way: by not googling it now, I can put you on the throne of Africa when I have stepped from President to WORLD RULER in 2034. It is just better this way. Faux news is foiled and you got into college. What more could you want?

Also: I don't hate you.

I can put you on the throne of Africa when I have stepped from President to WORLD RULER in 2034.

Can.... can I have Canada too.

Of course. Take Western Europe too, while you're at it. We can go by quadrants: You get South East and North West. MC (or his heir, Slash) gets South West and North East. I get the entire Globe. (You two will just be puppets, but puppets with the power to arbitrate life and death on whims to the entire human population.)

*Loves on Nemesis*

I call dibs on anything off world.

See how far you'll get without a sun and moon. Muahahahaaa!!

Just becuase you own them, doesn't mean you can do anything with them. 😛

I can ask taxes to use them. And if you don't pay them, no tanning or tides for you mister.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
It clearly dealt with something from across the... pond? Whatev. If I was caught googling that by Faux news then I'd never live it down: Everything European is unamerican. Think about it this way: by not googling it now, I can put you on the throne of Africa when I have stepped from President to WORLD RULER in 2034. It is just better this way. Faux news is foiled and you got into college. What more could you want?

Also: I don't hate you.

Lol. I don't know where you got the idea that fox news or conservatives think everything European is unAmerican. I suggest you stop listening to Rush or Bill because they're both nutcases. At the same time, it's a hell of a lot better than listening to a douchebag like Bill Marr.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Lol. I don't know where you got the idea that fox news or conservatives think everything European is unAmerican. I suggest you stop listening to Rush or Bill because they're both nutcases. At the same time, it's a hell of a lot better than listening to a douchebag like Bill Marr.

**condescending overformal answer**

1. Fox News's bias is clear for all to see.
2. I was clearly satirizing it.
3. Should I start listening to Beck, then?
4. I mistook Marr for Maher.
5. I found Maher a bit condescending yet entertaining.
6. I don't know who Marr is.
7. Point to where I said anything about conservatives.
8. I, for one, have made it a point not to generalize about an entire worldview.

Whatevz. No one cares what you think: I WON