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Despair Mortals! For you shall never reach this level of Badassery!

Seriously, Zero is a 24-carrot badass through and through and I would totally go down on his voice if I could.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis

So I just saw Prince of Persia(it was actually badass), and you'll be surprised to know that Heath Ledger does NOT make a cameo and does NOT bang Jake Gyllenhaal.

Gemma Arterton is absolutely beautiful.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
So I just saw Prince of Persia(it was actually badass), and you'll be surprised to know that Heath Ledger does NOT make a cameo and does NOT bang Jake Gyllenhaal.

Gemma Arterton is absolutely beautiful.

They're also making another Prince of Persia game (I'm not sure if it's out yet) that is not based off of the movie. But what if it was? Movie based games usually suck with a few exceptions, but what about a game based off of a movie based off of a game?

The movie was VERY well made, I was surprised. The acting was superb as well.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
They're also making another Prince of Persia game (I'm not sure if it's out yet) that is not based off of the movie. But what if it was? Movie based games usually suck with a few exceptions, but what about a game based off of a movie based off of a game?

Originally posted by mattatom
No, they're remaking the PS2 version IIRC, which was fun.

Is it a remake? Oh, well either way it's not based off of the movie.

Yet how good would a game based off of a movie based off of a game be? Like, if they were to make a Halo movie and make a game to go along with it, I wonder how good it would be. Movie based games usually suck, but there are exceptions, and in the Halo scenario would have been originally based off of a game. It's like Shakespeare's play called "As You Like It" where Rosalind who in those time would've been played by a guy pretending to be a girl dresses up as a guy.

The only reason most movie games suck is because they are rushed and do not take in the full content of the game. A good example is Eragon, the book, is awesome. The game is utter trash.

Originally posted by mattatom
The only reason most movie games suck is because they are rushed and do not take in the full content of the game. A good example is Eragon, the book, is awesome. The game is utter trash.

Excuse me?

You do realize that the author of Eragon and its sequels is a talentless hack?

Hey its my opinion and I'm sticking to it, I personally enjoyed it, end of.

I must admit to having a soft spot for it myself, even though I know its shit as this thingy makes clear. Its hilarious how the author can completely rip off Star Wars and get away with it. I still love it though.

Yeah I've seen this site before but in the end I don't care, the Inheritance Cycle is in my top 10 Book sets.

Originally posted by Autokrat
Excuse me?

You do realize that the author of Eragon and its sequels is a talentless hack?

Matt, you can read it and enjoy it and realize that Paopeeni is a talentless hack. I am always up for a blatant ripoff, and the books don't disappoint.

Liking it doesn't stop it from being hidden from my bookshelves; it isn't the sort of book that you admit to liking. 😬

😉 (The joke is about humans.)

Eragon was good. The movie sucked.(cause it was PG) and I never read the sequal....

My disgust for Eragon comes from my editor's eye as a writer. His stuff, his characters, his plots... they drive me mad.

And then his prose is terrible. The worst thing about it, is that he got published, while someone like me with magnitudes more skill, will probably never get published.

That stings.

I don't get the joke, Nem. 🙁

edit: Hmmmm, this joke depresses and amuses me....

Is funny because Humans often allow their fear of others' (unvoiced) opinions regarding personal choices to influence the sorts of things from which they derive pleasure.

That makes me laugh, whenever I'm not too busy sobbing.

'No, Eragon. Morzan is your father!'

'Noooooooo-Oh wait, isn't that kinda like that plot twist from Star W-'

'Errr, did I say Morzan? I meant, err.... erm.... Brom! Yes, Brom!!!! Everybody liked him and he totally wasn't a rip-off of Obi-Wan Kenobi!

'Neeooo- Oh wait, isn't this kinda like that time when that author desperately backpedalled becuase he was called out on his Blatant plagerism?

'Shut up! You're MY Son!'

'Whaa?' awewut

edit: Wait, should this be spoilered?