The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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http://www.darthsanddroids.net/

Heh, the man has a point.

TJ, you should get Bill Simmons' book of basketball. Greatest sports book I've ever read.

59. I will do that actually. Or go read it in the bookstore. I'm good at that too.

Its more than 600 pages.

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That's 2000 too short. Easy read.

62. Have I shown you guys Monty Oum yet? Becuase if not, I'm really really sorry. His Dead Fantasy stuff is amazing. The best fight scenes I've ever seen in anything.

63. If we're doing the number thing, please don't just post multiple times in a row. That's spamming. 😉

Someone tell me something that will amuse me and you'll get your name on the Battle Bar.

Originally posted by REXXXX
63. If we're doing the number thing, please don't just post multiple times in a row. That's spamming. 😉

Someone tell me something that will amuse me and you'll get your name on the Battle Bar.

I had a 3way with your girlfriend and mother, guess which one cried afterwards (me).

I got shot in the ass on Thursday during a live fire training exercise at the security officer academy I go to. Have spent the last two days laying on my stomach.

Weird, I thought you spent most of your teenage years on your knees.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I got shot in the ass on Thursday during a live fire training exercise at the security officer academy I go to. Have spent the last two days laying on my stomach.

Why would a security guard need firearms training?

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Weird, I thought you spent most of your teenage years on your knees.

Weird, I thought Jews were smart.

Originally posted by Lucius
Why would a security guard need firearms training?

For the same reason police officers need firearms training?

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
I had a 3way with your girlfriend and mother, guess which one cried afterwards (me).

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
For the same reason police officers need firearms training?

I've never seen a security guard with anything but pepper spray and a maglight. Of course this is WA.

This is purely to get my name on the battle bar:

local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

RE: Blaxican
Weird, I thought Jews were smart.

As reigning master/king/ruler/champion/beast/supremeoverlord/Eminence of the Battlebar, I nominate Blaxican as my successor for the week of the fifteenth.

See it done.