or maybe this one:
The Economy Is So Bad That...
•I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
•Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
•Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.
•I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
•Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
•A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
•I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border into Mexico.
•I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.
•Even people who aren't in Barack Obama's cabinet aren't paying taxes.