The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by Swirly Girl
*Divorces*

*forgets about harem and devotes myself only to Swirly Girl*

*Marries Escape*

Originally posted by Escape81
*forgets about harem and devotes myself only to Swirly Girl*

Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
We men know how this works out.. 😐 [/depression]

Yeah . . . She loves me, though. Her and Motoko and Rex.

YOUR MINE!

Originally posted by Swirly Girl
YOUR MINE!

*screams like a girl and nods*

*whispers* She's a very passive wife...

SHUT UP!

Originally posted by Escape81
*screams like a girl and nods*

*whispers* She's a very passive wife...

Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
*video-records this*

*winces as Swirly Girl shoves video-camera into Lord Saboteur's bum, still playing*

Ouch...

Originally posted by Swirly Girl
Ouch...

Well... when he finally uses the toilet, he'll have a full-fledged movie.

That'll be very hard, passing out.

Escape.. *throws Escape into a harem* Swirly.. *shoves the camera down her throat* 😐 That ends my little depressed moment.

Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
Escape.. *throws Escape into a harem* Swirly.. *shoves the camera down her throat* 😐 That ends my little depressed moment.

O RLY?

Ode to Cap'n Rex:

Sexy Rexy
What is there to say
I watched you skinny-dip in a bay
You whispered sweet things in my ear
Called me your "love bug" and "My dear"

Sexy Rexy
You loved it when I called you Cap'n
Loved it when I said you looked snappin'
Loved it when I called you "Jimmy"
Even when Swirly Girl would hit me

Sexy Rexy
Speaking of which...
I know that love can be quite a bi***
I have to get out of her fast
Before Swirly Girl shows up and kicks my - aaagh!!!!!

*screams in agony*

😄

Originally posted by Escape81
Ode to Cap'n Rex:

Sexy Rexy
What is there to say
I watched you skinny-dip in a bay
You whispered sweet things in my ear
Called me your "love bug" and "My dear"

Sexy Rexy
You loved it when I called you Cap'n
Loved it when I said you looked snappin'
Loved it when I called you "Jimmy"
Even when Swirly Girl would hit me

Sexy Rexy
Speaking of which...
I know that love can be quite a bi***
I have to get out of her fast
Before Swirly Girl shows up and kicks my - aaagh!!!!!

*screams in agony*

😄

Why don't I feel like this is a rip-off from Spot's Ode by Data from Star Trek?

Originally posted by Lord Kadaj
O RLY?

@Escape: LOL, best ode ever.

That was beautiful. cry

But I don't love you. schmoll

Originally posted by Escape81
Ode to Cap'n Rex:

Sexy Rexy
What is there to say
I watched you skinny-dip in a bay
You whispered sweet things in my ear
Called me your "love bug" and "My dear"

Sexy Rexy
You loved it when I called you Cap'n
Loved it when I said you looked snappin'
Loved it when I called you "Jimmy"
Even when Swirly Girl would hit me

Sexy Rexy
Speaking of which...
I know that love can be quite a bi***
I have to get out of her fast
Before Swirly Girl shows up and kicks my - aaagh!!!!!

*screams in agony*

😄

*Murders Escape*

Originally posted by Lord Kadaj
Why don't I feel like this is a rip-off from Spot's Ode by Data from Star Trek?

I don't watch Star Trek. But perhaps my subconscious plaguerised it. 😖

Originally posted by Captain REX
That was beautiful. cry

But I don't love you. schmoll