The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by Captain REX
That was beautiful. cry

But I don't love you. schmoll

Why?

Why...

After all that we've been through - you're just going to let it all go away?

No, damn it, Jimmy! I won't let this happen. We belong together!

You and me...

...and Motoko and Swirly Girl and The Anomaly and Darth Sexy. Hell, out of us six, there's two girls!

What could be better?

He loves neither of you. He's in love with Captain Riker from Star Trek. Duh.

Originally posted by Lord Kadaj
He loves neither of you. He's in love with Captain Riker from Star Trek. Duh.

Quiet wench (even though you're a guy)! Or I'll smack ye with a tuna fish!

Originally posted by Escape81
Quiet wench (even though you're a guy)! Or I'll smack ye with a tuna fish!

Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
Escape, mind if I help with that with a baseball bat?

Well, even though a tuna fish is obviously more effective in a fight, sure...

Tuna fish are friends... in my stomach; being digested and all. 😄

Fishslap dancer proves that Tuna are effective in fights.

Bring it on! *Wears a skinned mask and powers up chainsaw*

*Does the fishslap dance*

*Pwns the Ed Gein wannabe*

Originally posted by Lord Kadaj
Bring it on! *Wears a skinned mask and powers up chainsaw*

Djiy yjr givl i[. noyvj"

Cold hands, warm heart
We just need some time apart
And everything will be okay

Oh no, not again
Why does this always happen
Seems like every other day...

Originally posted by Captain REX
Cold hands, warm heart
We just need some time apart
And everything will be okay

Oh no, not again
Why does this always happen
Seems like every other day...

R....Rex-Taicho

Oh god...Im instant messaging on Star Trek 2.0..

hey I can see my words on tv..cool...

Originally posted by Swirly Girl
Djiy yjr givl i[. noyvj"

I'd appreciate it if the 'typing a key over' code wasn't used. 😉

rex what u think of my story?? i added a new part

It's in the wrong section. 😉

Wait, it was moved. It was good so far.

ima post a new one for later... 💃

Originally posted by GM Nebaris
That's just because I my friend, am a genius and by just reading a few old threads which TD posted in, I was able to spot a link between them. I'm like the most perceptive person in the world.

Originally posted by overlord
You know.. I'm allergic to bragging.

Really? Thats funny, I'm allergic to dog hair w00t!