The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Exal Kressh3,287 pages

Tsk tsk tsk. So sexist. What would Archie say?

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Test rats don't get up and smack the woman if the experiment goes awry.

So "master" would prolly be a better term. 😉

Test rats just carry deadly diseases and have horrible nails...

So the comparison is accurate.

Originally posted by Exal Kressh
Tsk tsk tsk. So sexist. What would Archie say?

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CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader's own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock.

The news touched off an extraordinary outpouring of emotion as crowds gathered in the Senate District and outside the Imperial Palace, waving imperial flags, cheering, shouting, laughing and chanting, “Hail to the Emperor! Hail Lord Vader!” In the alien protection zone, crowds sang “The Ten Thousand Year Empire.” Throughout the Sah'c district, airspeeder drivers honked horns deep into the night.

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You guys are missing out that I can't link to toplessrobot. This weeks fan fiction friday was genius!

No, we just don't care.

Originally posted by Exal Kressh
Tsk tsk tsk. So sexist. What would Archie say?
ily

So, anyone interested in doing a Biohazard RP with me and Janus?

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
So, anyone interested in doing a Biohazard RP with me and Janus?
I don't speak for Gideon or DE but most of us are straight.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
I don't speak for Gideon or DE but most of us are straight.

Given your hobby of watching sweaty young men fight over balls and giving "good games" to each other, I don't see how you could argue this conclusively.

That being said, Blax wants to have fodder to protect him from zeds. I'm on to his scheme.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
[B]Given your hobby of watching sweaty young men fight over balls and giving "good games" to each other, I don't see how you could argue this conclusively.

Come again now? I hope you're not referring to sports as sexually ambiguous, as opposed to the homosexuality applied in the role playing world. I guess I'm a level 70 paladin!

Do you think actors are all homosexual, since an actor is someone who reenacts a fictional role?

DS is hoping that some actors are gay, because otherwise he'll have to start combing hair salons for a mate.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Do you think actors are all homosexual, since an actor is someone who reenacts a fictional role?

No, just roleplaying online. But you have Janus' statement ladies and gentlemen. Sports are more homosexual than online roleplaying!

One day you'll get a gf Janus. Maybe

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
No, just roleplaying online. But you have Janus' statement ladies and gentlemen. Sports are more homosexual than online roleplaying!

Online roleplayers don't shower together. QED.

One day you'll get a gf Janus. Maybe

Rofl. Little late on that call, DS.

Really blax?

ouch.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Online roleplayers don't shower together. QED.
No, they pretend to be chicks and engage in cybersex.

Rofl. Little late on that call, DS.
Let me clarify. Real gf, not online.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
No, they pretend to be chicks and engage in cybersex.

Wut

Let me clarify. Real gf, not online.

High school put down is hilarious, DS. Keep this up.