The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by Lucius
I've actually met a number of friends through internet RPs. Friendships that have lasted for years and in one case even meeting one in person.

AND ME, THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON EVAR!!!1!

Just watched the first episode of the CGI Clone Wars. I underestimated how bad it would be.

Hey TJ, how you like them apples? Chicago is killing it.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Just watched the first episode of the CGI Clone Wars. I underestimated how bad it would be.

Best confrontation ever.

Asajj: "I'm not afraid of you!"
Yoda: "Strong you are with the dark side, young one. [smiles] But not that strong."

That was cute. But pretty much everything else sucked. I'm just starting the third Malevolence episode now--the first two also sucked.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
That was cute. But pretty much everything else sucked. I'm just starting the third Malevolence episode now--the first two also sucked.

You're just a hater.

No, the show is pretty much unwatchable.

I liked the Force Gods bit, tho

Originally posted by Zampanó
No, the show is pretty much unwatchable.

I liked the Force Gods bit, tho

You also liked Avatar, which was gay. I endured the damn movie because of people like you, who assured me it would be magnificent.

Btw, Louis Jourdan is the best Dracula ever.

Um, Avatar was the single greatest cinematic achievement of the American entertainment industry. Just because you like "Assbusters" doesn't mean the rest of us have to indulge your deviancy. All true Americans liked Avatar.

Originally posted by Zampanó
Um, Avatar was the single greatest cinematic achievement of the American entertainment industry. Just because you like "Assbusters" doesn't mean the rest of us have to indulge your deviancy. All true Americans liked Avatar.

No, no, I meant the Last Airbender.

Originally posted by Zampanó
Um, Avatar was the single greatest cinematic achievement of the American entertainment industry. Just because you like "Assbusters" doesn't mean the rest of us have to indulge your deviancy. All true Americans liked Avatar.

QFT

Originally posted by Zampanó
Um, Avatar was the single greatest cinematic achievement of the American entertainment industry. Just because you like "Assbusters" doesn't mean the rest of us have to indulge your deviancy. All true Americans liked Avatar.

Avatar ****ing sucks. It's an emotional blackmail in which Cameron manipulates the audience into rooting for a bunch of mary stu perfect people. If they were actually alien like they would have been ugly mother****ers and we would have killed their shit and taken their stuff.

In all, its an intellectually bankrupt piece of shit.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
No, no, I meant the Last Airbender.

Edit: you watched the movie?
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That POS is completely unwatchable.

Originally posted by Lucius
Avatar ****ing sucks. It's an emotional blackmail in which Cameron manipulates the audience into rooting for a bunch of mary stu perfect people. If they were actually alien like they would have be ugly mother****ers and we would have killed their shit and taken their stuff.

In all, its an intellectually bankrupt piece of shit.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
But it is very, very pretty.

Like a high class whore.

Originally posted by Lucius
Avatar ****ing sucks. It's an emotional blackmail in which Cameron manipulates the audience into rooting for a bunch of mary stu perfect people. If they were actually alien like they would have be ugly mother****ers and we would have killed their shit and taken their stuff.

In all, its an intellectually bankrupt piece of shit.

I don't think you've thought about this very much.

[list=1][*]Unobtanium is more than a poor allegory for oil. It is an actual term that is used in materials science to refer to a perfect superconductor at room temperature. (This explains the floating mountains.)
[*]There is an opening for some pretty screwy science fiction in between the heavy handed political commentary. Did you notice that every person that was in close contact with the Na'vi became enamored with their culture, to the point of treason? There is a theory suggesting that the Na'vi were engineered by the planetary consciousness to seduce/ensnare the loyalties of the invaders and thus deflect the threat.[/list]

Originally posted by Lucius
Avatar ****ing sucks. It's an emotional blackmail in which Cameron manipulates the audience into rooting for a bunch of mary stu perfect people. If they were actually alien like they would have been ugly mother****ers and we would have killed their shit and taken their stuff.

In all, its an intellectually bankrupt piece of shit.

Everyone knows this already, I hope you don't think you're the clever one. The problem with James' retarded hippie message was that the movie was so incredibly good (more graphics than anything else), that nobody gave a damn.

Originally posted by Zampanó
I'm surprised you didn't like it. That was a great cartoon.

Edit: you watched the movie?
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That POS is completely unwatchable.

I sat through the whole fvcking thing in 3-D. And, to be fair, I've only watched Sozin's Comet, which was pretty good.

I can absolutely assure you that I did not endorse that film. As soon as it came out, everyone I knew told me it was terrible. Then I saw it anyway, and it was terrible.

Originally posted by Zampanó
I can absolutely assure you that I did not endorse that film. As soon as it came out, everyone I knew told me it was terrible. Then I saw it anyway, and it was terrible.

As a fan of the show, were you offended?