The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

awesome putt I made yesterday! check it check it!

http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=759525158913&set=a.648305548903.2196843.58205401&type=1&theater

i was excited.

'Golden head by golden head,
Like two pigeons in one nest
Folded in each other's wings,
They lay down, in their curtained bed:
Like two blossoms on one stem,
Like two flakes of new-fallen snow,
Like two wands of ivory
Tipped with gold for awful kings.
Moon and stars beamed in at them,
Wind sang to them lullaby,
Lumbering owls forbore to fly,
Not a bat flapped to and fro
Round their rest:
Cheek to cheek and breast to breast
Locked together in one nest.'

D'awwwwwww! You kids and your incestuous lesbian subtext!

Hey TJ, you have ESPN Insider right? Do me a favor and post the article, because it says what I've been saying for a while.

http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/insider/columns/story?columnist=haberstroh_tom&id=6586559&action=login&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fnba%2finsider%2fcolumns%2fstory%3fcolumnist%3dhaberstroh_tom%26id%3d6586559

sorry, i actually canceled that a couple of weeks ago actually. just wasn't worth the money.

You've made a powerful enemy.

lol, i will tremble and fear later. In the meantime, check out my facebook page and look at that putt i hit. Insane. i was all professional taking it out of the cup, and walking away like i had done it before (get to the endzone, act like you've been there before) but then i thought better of it, and ran back for the picture... : )

You can actually vote for a story change on The Simpsons now?

o.0

Just go to www.thesimpsons.com and you can vote.

that's the most adbot thing you've ever said to me
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I'd do it again, but first I'd like you to fill in this survey.

no. look at the putt and praise me.

No, you will die!

*sob of terror*

It was meant for Slash. You shouldn't have gotten in the way.

I will mourn you briefly, then Slash will die!

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Jared, that was a pretty intense putt.

thanks man. : ) it'll probably never happen again.

i find faunus's monkey av pretty intimidating...

I thought that monkey was Faunus.

My uncle's name is Jared.

He's a hippie liberal though, so he can't be you.

Blax
He's a hippie liberal

My condolences.