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Yoda: Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
- The Empire Strikes Back

Yoda: When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
- Return of the Jedi

Hannibal Lector: I'm having a friend for dinner.
- Silence of the Lambs

Catwoman: I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
- Batman Returns

Catwoman: Life's a b*tch and now so am I!
- Batman Returns

Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Catwoman: A kiss can be deadlier if you mean it.
- Batman Returns

O-ren Ishii: Silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords. You may not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.
- Kill Bill Vol. 1

Budd: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
- Kill Bill Vol. 2

Esteban: If I had met you forty years ago, you would have been my number one lady
Bride: Well, I'm flattered.
Esteban: You goddamn better well be.
- Kill Bill Vol. 2

V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
- V for Vendetta

V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. There is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
- V for Vendetta

V: A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.
- V for Vendetta

Wayne: All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat.
Noah Vanderhoff: What?
Wayne: Exactly.
- Wayne's World

Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.
Wayne: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.
Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?
Wayne: Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is
- Wayne's World

Wayne: I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
- Wayne's World

Garth: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.
- Wayne's World

.....mmm...pointy...

dat sexy hot asian chick it that movie the 1 with dat car o you no the 1

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DeathTweezers

Originally posted by Marth18
DeathTweezers
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February 8th, 1988

"Gotta catch ´em all! Pokémon!"

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
February 8th, 1988
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Drawing, Games and shiet.....

wow, Marth, your profile sucks 😬

Sucks so much that its good

Originally posted by Marth18
Sucks so much that its good

naughty

Originally posted by Marth18
naughty

Male

Likes taking picture of people sleeping LMAO

Originally posted by Marth18
Likes taking picture of people sleeping LMAO

ain´t that guy funny sleepin´!

^"Hi this is Johnny Knoxville, welcome to jackass!"

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Otis: "I'd like to kill somebody!"
Henry: "Say that again."
Otis: "......I'd like to kill somebody."
Henry: "Let's me and you go for a ride, Otis."--Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

"Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!"--Ash/Army of Darkness

"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard....I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen The Exorcist about a HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.....NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY.....NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!? You think I'm qualified? --Betelgeuse/Beetlejuice

"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule."
--Randal/Clerks

"Gol-darn it, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue purty-er 'n a $20 whore!"
--Taggart/Blazing Saddles

"With a gun barrel between your teeth you speak only in vowels."--The Narrator/Fight Club

"That there is one damn fine coat you're wearing."--Marv/Sin City

"Wendy....darling.....light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f*ck in."
--Jack Torrance/The Shining

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." --Raoul Duke/Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"I'm familiar with the fact that you're going to ignore this particluar problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!"--Hooper/Jaws

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for.'........I agree with the second part."
--Detective Somerset/Se7en

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