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Birthday January 10th, 1991
Gender Male
Favorite Movies Pirates of the Caribbean
Equilibrium
Unleashed
I,Robot
Gladiator
The Mummy
Hitch
Matrix
Ocean's Eleven
Man on Fire
And tons more...
Favorite Movie Stars And, my Favorite movie they played in...
The guys: Jet Le/Unleashed His first movie he ever took acting classes on!
Johnny Depp/Pirates of the Caribbean Grrr
Christian Bale/Equilibrium
Jackie Chan/Shanghai Noon
Will Smith/I, Robot
Brendan Fraser/Mummy
Bruce Willis/Die hard
Russell Crowe/Gladiator What a sad movie.
Brad Pitt./Ocean's Twelve
The Girls:
Rachel Weisz/Mummy
Kate Beckinsale/Underworld
Jessica Biel/Blade 3 Awesome bow and girl!
and the list goes now...
Favorite Movie Quote WARNING: Life is short... and my profile is long. Leave while you still have a chance. Or get some glasses, whichever.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
I... am a dishonest man, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to something really... stupid.
The Princess Bride.
No more rhymes now - I mean it ! Anybody want a peanut.
You were not hired for your brains, you hippotanic land mass!
You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Buttercup: What about the R.O.U.S.es? Wesley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't even think they exist...
True love is the greatest thing in the world!... Except for a nice MLT - mutton. lettuce, tomatoe sandwich. Where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe - they're so perky - I love that !!!
You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
1: Surrender! 2: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
INCONCEIVABLE!
Pop: Marwige, marwige is what bwings us togeder today.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. Vizzini: Wait till I get going! Where was I?
Tombstone.
1) You're so drunk, you're probably seeing double 2) I have two guns. One for each of ya. - Doc Holliday
I'm your Huckleberry.
The Mummy.
1) Why did you kiss me? 2) I was about to be hanged it seemed like a good idea at the time.
1) And what's the task ? 2) Fly in . Rescue the damsel in distress . Kill the bad guy . Save the world . 1) I say ! Is it dangerous ? 2) Well you probably won't live through it . 1) By Jo , do you really think so ? 3) Well everyone else we've bumped into has perished , why not you ? 1) HA ha ! Whinston ... at you service!
If it ain't my lil' buddy Benny... I think I'll kill you.
I know what you're thinking... what is place like me doing in a girl like this?
Gladiator.
My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Areillius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next - Maximus
'If you find yourself riding through green fields with the sun on your back, do not be troubled, for you are in Elysium, and your already dead! Brothers what we do in life echoes an eternity'
Proximo: In the end, we're all dead mean. Sadly, we cannot choose how, or when. But what we can choose is how we decide to meet that end, so we are remembered forever as men.!
Independence Day.
That's what you get, ha ha, look at you, ship's all banged up. Who's the man, huh, who's the man, wait till I get another plane I'm gonna knock all your friends out right beside you. Where you at, huh, where you at?? *punch* Welcome to Earth...now that's what I call a close encounter!!
I could have been at a Bar-B-Que. But no i gotta' be out here in the hot sun draggin' yo' heavy ass with yo' dred locks hanging out the back of my parachute...and what the HELL is that smell.
(1) I ain't heard no fat lady! (2) Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with the fat lady.
Liar Liar.
Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Fletcher: "Depends on how long you were following me."
Cop: "Let's start from the top."
Fletcher: "Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!"
Cop: "Is that all?"
Fletcher: "No. ...I have unpaid parking tickets."
1)Do you like my new dress?!! 2)Whatever takes the focus off your head!
1.) What's up Fletcher? 2.) You're cholesterol, fatty! Dead fatty walkin'!
1)My teacher says real beauty's on the inside. 2)That's just something ugly people say.
Airplane.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur! Oveur.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Quotes not from movies...
"Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability."
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
"In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some."
"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical"
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man."
"The more you think about things, the weirder the seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!?"
"What a nice night for an evening."
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
"Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books."
"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
" A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."
"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."
"My Reality Check bounced."
"We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!"
"Avoid Hangovers; Stay Drunk"
"I see dumb people."
"Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging."
"Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate"
"He’s Not Dead, He’s Electroencephalographically, Challenged"
"I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!"
"FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT!!"
"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!"
Quotes from games...
KOTOR
HK: I'm 98% percent certain this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags.
PC: And the other 2 percent?
HK: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that might just be wishful thinking on my part.
PC: But... how can an illegal model be regulated?
HK-47: Query: Would you rather be caught with contraband that is *very* illegal or just a little illegal?
PC: What's the difference?
HK-47: Answer: About 20 years, master.
PC: What are the regulations for?
HK: Oh, to distinguish the difference between Killer and Killee
PC: Killee isn't a word...
HK: Explenative: Damn it master! I'm an assasin droid, not a dictionary.
KMC Quotes:
quote:
_Sanctuary_ wrote on Mar 6th, 2006 03:04 PM:
That they are offending the Japanese culture and stereotyping the new youthful trend with a giggling geisha china doll quartet
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Originally posted by Aliies
Itzak...
I can see that you got the eyes and mouth of a primate, most ikely a chimpanzee and put it on a man's head with little girl's pigtails pasted on the sides.
Looks like an easy trip with photoshop...
BUT IT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!
Laughed myself a headache and sore lungs!
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Originally posted by Bloigen
The thread that teaches fat pubescent spotty kids how to act big on the Internet.
To own you must meet these requirements:
The ability to speel. (Yes, that's a joke)
The ability good at grammar to be. (Yes, that's another one.)
The ability to use proper punctuation? (Yes.)
The ability to repeat words. (Another)
The ability to give up on stupid F*CK*NG LISTS! (Indeed it is.)