The Klutz Support group

I was at a party on Saturday and single handedly knocked over a tray of sandwiches, poured a beer on a girls shirt, and accidently took a guy's taco salad with one glorious swipe of my hoof.

3 separate instances, not one accident.

Are you a klutz too? Because I would like to ...whooOAH!! 😱

>Da Moose falls over, pokes the next poster in the eye, and somehow manages to set fire to the left side of the thread and kills Kenny<

As I was saying..... 😕

so u had a good time then

yeah im general clumsy i fell over my bag the other day into a door

I walk into walls.

And that's while I'm wearing my glasses.

Originally posted by ladygrim
so u had a good time then

Oh yeah...I was the hit of the party....and I think I'm officially baned from future events held in that home.

😂 awww well if i ever held a party at home ull be invited as the entertainment 😉

Originally posted by Lana
I walk into walls.

And that's while I'm wearing my glasses.

Oh I do that too...totally...and I don't need glasses.

And I keep falling down when I'm playing baseball. Not just 'oopsy' and a little drop....I mean, all out, rumbling, bumbling stumbling catastrophes that leave my teammates in stitches. 😕

The only time i have ever been a klutz, is the time i knocked a radio into a bathtub while Charles Lindbergh's baby was in there

too soon?

Originally posted by ladygrim
😂 awww well if i ever held a party at home ull be invited as the entertainment 😉

Tee freaking hee.... 😠 😛

Come see the idiot moose tear up the house! Saturday! 8-12...or whenever he's admitted to the hospital!! BYODS (Bring your own defence system)
🙄 😉

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
The only time i have ever been a klutz, is the time i knocked a radio into a bathtub while Charles Lindbergh's baby was in there

too soon?

I........ 🤨

Wut?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I........ 🤨

Wut?

lets start over

Hi, I'm Alex

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh I do that too...totally...and I don't need glasses.

And I keep falling down when I'm playing baseball. Not just 'oopsy' and a little drop....I mean, all out, rumbling, bumbling stumbling catastrophes that leave my teammates in stitches. 😕

Yeah, I've done stuff like that. Freshman year of high school we were outside running and I took two steps before tripping over nothing and faceplanting into the sidewalk 😮

😊

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Topical humor of the 1920's

lets start over

Hi, I'm Alex

Right.

Hey, Scott....*reaches out to shake hands, inadvertently stabs Alex 87 times*

SEE?! cry

Originally posted by Lana
Yeah, I've done stuff like that. Freshman year of high school we were outside running and I took two steps before tripping over nothing and faceplanting into the sidewalk 😮

Ouch! Which hurt more? The face or the pride?

For me, it's always the pride. Like, I bounce up, bleeding profusely in like 70 places, and I'm worried what people are thinking about me, and not the brutal blood loss.

Here's a Klutz story of mine....Totally true

After the Tool concert a couple of weeks ago, we were waiting for our ride in downtown Detroit.....Our ride gets there (before any caps were popped) and everyone jumps in because it is pouring rain. I open the door as traffic is still passing by, and i knock my door into a car going besides us, and i mean KNOCKED! Hardcore knocked....I didn't tell anyone, the pulled over ahead of us, got out, looked to see if there was any damage, then got in a rolled away. I was like "Thank the good Lord".

Fun concert, though.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Right.

Hey, Scott....*reaches out to shake hands, inadvertently stabs Alex 87 times*

SEE?! cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ouch! Which hurt more? The face or the pride?

For me, it's always the pride. Like, I bounce up, bleeding profusely in like 70 places, and I'm worried what people are thinking about me, and not the brutal blood loss.

Oh, at that point I knew NO one whatsoever, as I had just moved about a week before, so it was even worse on the "shit do they think I'm an idiot?" factor.

I was told that if falling were an Olympic event, I'd've won the gold medal 😂

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Here's a Klutz story of mine....Totally true

After the Tool concert a couple of weeks ago, we were waiting for our ride in downtown Detroit.....Our ride gets there (before any caps were popped) and everyone jumps in because it is pouring rain. I open the door as traffic is still passing by, and i knock my door into a car going besides us, and i mean KNOCKED! Hardcore knocked....I didn't tell anyone, the pulled over ahead of us, got out, looked to see if there was any damage, then got in a rolled away. I was like "Thank the good Lord".

Fun concert, though.

You did this in downtown Detroit? Death wish? 😱

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
its not the first time

I know! 🙁