The Klutz Support group

Originally posted by Lana
Oh, at that point I knew NO one whatsoever, as I had just moved about a week before, so it was even worse on the "shit do they think I'm an idiot?" factor.

I was told that if falling were an Olympic event, I'd've won the gold medal 😂

What a great way to make a first impression.... 😂

I did that too, falling up the stairs on my first day of highschool. 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What a great way to make a first impression.... 😂

I did that too, falling up the stairs on my first day of highschool. 😕

I've done that too. Many many times.

Yeah, I'm pretty good at doing stupid stuff 😂

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You did this in downtown Detroit? Death wish? 😱

*hears crash*

OH GOD!!!!!!!!! TAKE THE MOOSE, I'M TO SEXY TO DIE!!!!!!!!!

aha......just....a.....book fell off the case lookaround

Originally posted by Lana
I've done that too. Many many times.

Yeah, I'm pretty good at doing stupid stuff 😂

Have you ever stabbed a friend whilst eating pizza?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Have you ever stabbed a friend whilst eating pizza?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I live on the edge, moose. I live on the edge.

*hears crash*

OH GOD!!!!!!!!! TAKE THE MOOSE, I'M TO SEXY TO DIE!!!!!!!!!

aha......just....a.....book fell off the case lookaround

Yeah, but look at the book:

When Inner City Gangland vengeance hits the Suburbs. By Tupac and Biggy Smalls

Coincidence? I think not.

And the moose is too sexy as well. 😎

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
On accident, or because it was the last piece?

😆 😂

Purely by accident.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah, but look at the book:

When Inner City Gangland vengeance hits the Suburbs. By Tupac and Biggy Smalls

Coincidence? I think not.

And the moose is too sexy as well. 😎

actually, total lie...got it at a garage sale

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😆 😂

Purely by accident.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Have you ever stabbed a friend whilst eating pizza?

No, but I stabbed my hand with a fork once a couple years ago.

My family was out of town so I was home alone, was making dinner and had to cut holes in something so it wouldn't explode, so I was using a fork. And wasn't paying too much attention to what I was doing. Ouch.

My mom was like "We're gone for four hours before you injure yourself. Nice job." 😂

Originally posted by Lana
No, but I stabbed my hand with a fork once a couple years ago.

My family was out of town so I was home alone, was making dinner and had to cut holes in something so it wouldn't explode, so I was using a fork. And wasn't paying too much attention to what I was doing. Ouch.

My mom was like "We're gone for four hours before you injure yourself. Nice job." 😂

😂

Doing klutzy things to oneself is at least more.....honourable?

Doing it to others, ie, stabbing them whilst eating pizza is another altogether.

My friend was sitting on a couch, and I came barrelling down the stairs with the 'weapon' in my hand, prepared to slice the pizza and I lost my footing and the knife ended up in his thigh. 😮

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
The wierd thing about that is that my brother bought that for me, and when he did he said "this will come in handy some day"

actually, total lie...got it at a garage sale than no

And now you're going to die when the Mac Daddy that owned that car finds your white ass hanging out at Farmer Jack.

Welll...once....

I ate Wallnut Apple Pie.

Originally posted by Slay
Welll...once....

I ate Wallnut Apple Pie.

Hi Slay, welcome to the meeting.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What a great way to make a first impression.... 😂

I did that too, falling up the stairs on my first day of highschool. 😕

I fell up the stairs the other day. 😛

Not just fell, but stumbled first and smacked my face on the wall.

As I get to the top of the stairs my dad asked what all the noise was about.

Dad: "What the hell was that noise?"

Me: "Oh nothing, just falling up the stairs."

Dad: "How did you do that?"

Me: "Hell if I know, I think something tripped me."

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I fell up the stairs the other day. 😛

Not just fell, but stumbled first and smacked my face on the wall.

As I get to the top of the stairs my dad asked what all the noise was about.

Dad: "What the hell was that noise?"

Me: "Oh nothing, just falling up the stairs."

Dad: "How did you do that?"

Me: "Hell if I know, I think something tripped me."

I've done that too!

The other day I tripped over nothing and fell into the wall while walking into the kitchen 😂

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I fell up the stairs the other day. 😛

Not just fell, but stumbled first and smacked my face on the wall.

As I get to the top of the stairs my dad asked what all the noise was about.

Dad: "What the hell was that noise?"

Me: "Oh nothing, just falling up the stairs."

Dad: "How did you do that?"

Me: "Hell if I know, I think something tripped me."

😂 It's the worst experience, because it goes against all conventional logic...falling up the stairs.

It's even worse if you fall up, and then down.

Originally posted by Lana
I've done that too!

The other day I tripped over nothing and fell into the wall while walking into the kitchen 😂

Jesus, Lana, you're a freak.....go make your own klutz thread. 😉 😛 😂

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 It's the worst experience, because it goes against all conventional logic...falling up the stairs.

It's even worse if you fall up, and then down.

I haven't done that yet thankfully.

I say we rise together and fight this menace we call...gravity.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I haven't done that yet thankfully.

I say we rise together and fight this menace we call...gravity.

Yeah...YEAH! I'm with you man.

And lets go on a killing spree!!!!! 😠

😑

Was that over the line?

I nearly choked to death when when I was eating one of them ice cubes.
The thing is,it already melted into the size of,well,almost nothing...