Steal Dialogue From a Movie, and Change it slightly.

Mod: "Do you know why I'm giving you this warning?"
Fletcher: "Depends on how many posts of mine you've read."
Mod: "Let's start from the top."
Fletcher: "Here it goes: I socked. I posted porn. I bashed five random member I never even met. I almost gave out my password. I socked again. I failed to yield to any of your warnings. I made a thread about how much I hate Mods. I spammed while posting more porn AND socking"
Mod: "Is that all?"
Fletcher: "No. ... I'm K.Diddy."

-Liar Liar

"The Phantom of the Forum is there, inside my mind"

~Phantom Of The Opera

Originally posted by Itzak
Mod: "Do you know why I'm giving you this warning?"
Fletcher: "Depends on how many posts of mine you've read."
Mod: "Let's start from the top."
Fletcher: "Here it goes: I socked. I posted porn. I bashed five random member I never even met. I almost gave out my password. I socked again. I failed to yield to an of your warnings. I made a thread about how much I hate Mods. I spammed while posting more porn AND socking"
Mod: "Is that all?"
Fletcher: "No. ... I'm K.Diddy."

-Liar Liar

😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Itzak
Mod: "Do you know why I'm giving you this warning?"
Fletcher: "Depends on how many posts of mine you've read."
Mod: "Let's start from the top."
Fletcher: "Here it goes: I socked. I posted porn. I bashed five random member I never even met. I almost gave out my password. I socked again. I failed to yield to an of your warnings. I made a thread about how much I hate Mods. I spammed while posting more porn AND socking"
Mod: "Is that all?"
Fletcher: "No. ... I'm K.Diddy."

-Liar Liar

Nice.

Originally posted by Dusty
😆 😆 😆

That was my 7000'th post. 😄

"It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of becoming banned that you learn to appreciate membership. Do you like membership, sweetheart?"

-Leon

When I see a sock, I cut the muthaf*cka.

-Dolemite

It's Mine! MY OWN! MY......otfffffffffff

- Lord of the Rings

-The Big Lebowski

I suck at paint 🙁

"Heads, you stay. Tails, you get banned."

~Domino

One Raz to rule them all, One Raz to find them,
One Raz to bring them all and in the forums bind them.

-Lord of the Rings

You're gonna need a bigger thread.

-Jaws

"That's a lot of spam!"

-Kung Pow

I see new people.................

-The Sixth Sense

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting on KMC with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a global mod.

-Kip

Otis: "I'd like to ban somebody!"
Henry: "Say that again."
Otis: "......I'd like to ban somebody."
Henry: "Let's me and you go for a ride, Otis."

--Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

As your moderator, I encourage you from thread to thread, but always in the Off Topic Forum, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular banning I've chosen is the wisest, private message me so. But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no thread will ever be closed. Except the thread that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is: I collect your fecking head. [Holds up Boss Tanaka's head] Just like this fecker here. Now if any of you sons of noobs got anything else to post, NOW'S THE FeCKING TIME! [Silence] I didn't think so.

-Kill Bill

"Doctor Emmet Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this thread hits eighty-eight posts... you're gonna see some serious shit."

-Back to the Future

"You don't need Mods when you have Globals."

-Reservoir Dogs

'You might be a mod, or a little street-sweeper,
But sooner or later, you dance with the Reaper."

-Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Originally posted by Dusty
Like so:

"DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, DUSTY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SKIP A WEEKLY? DO YOU SEE....WHAT HAPPENS....WHEN YOU....SKIP....A.....WEEKLY..."

-The Big Lebowski / ~Da Rev~

-Snatch / Dusty

Let's see some. 😎

It's actually quite a great read. 😛 Steal Dialogue from a Movie, and Change it Slightly.