What was the dickest thing anyone has ever done to you?

Started by Jabba the Hutt3 pages
Jabba the Hutt Out of my element

What was the dickest thing anyone has ever done to you?

Oh God, I'd have to think long and hard about mine.

Dwight Shrute Cummin Soon

Probably when i touched a wang on accident

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

They stuck there dick up my rear.

Pretty Dicky.

If That Ever Happened.

🥷

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
They stuck there dick up my rear.

Pretty Dicky.

If That Ever Happened.

🥷


Dude, no.

Just no. 😐

MASTERdeBATER Restricted

Originally posted by DarkC
Dude, no.

Just no. 😐

Do you have something against that?

Spartan005 Senior Member

[QUOTEOriginally posted by Vinny Valentine]
They stuck there dick up my vagina.

Pretty Dicky.

If That Ever Happened.

🥷 [/QUOTE]
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Vinny, I never knew.....

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

If it summons up a nasty mental image in my head, I don't like it.

Got something against that?

Dwight Shrute Cummin Soon

Originally posted by DarkC
If it summons up a nasty mental image in my head, I don't like it.

Got something against that?

*takes off pants and puts on a elephant thong*

You got something against this? naughty

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
*takes off pants and puts on a elephant thong*

You got something against this? naughty


Yes. 😐

Jabba the Hutt Out of my element

Speaking of touching dicks, my friends and I were playing hacky-sack, and we somehow lost the hackey-sack. One of my friends thought that I had it in my pocket, because he saw a bulge. Little did he know it was my penis. He put his hand in my pocket and he's like "I know you have it somewhere" And I'm like "WTF ARE YOU DOING MAN THAT'S MY PENIS." And he got really embarrased, and it was really really funny.

Vraya Disciple of Inglip

One of my 'former' friends specifically told me I wasn't invited to his birthday party then freaked out and told me I was acting immature when I didn't invite him to mine. Bastard.

Dwight Shrute Cummin Soon

Originally posted by DarkC
Yes. 😐
Is it you that is against it? naughty

Vraya Disciple of Inglip

Originally posted by Dwight Shrute
*takes off pants and puts on a elephant thong*

You got something against this? naughty

Very...disturbing images have come in to my head from this forum but none have ever been as bad as this doh

fruits Regenbogenfarben

i believe the word would not be dickest......but dickiest. i use this word all the time. so everyone! spread that word like AIDS!

Gornack El Bastardo

This one guy totally cock blocked me at Burning Man. I was making out with this chick, and she was totally moaning and into it, I thought, 'man, I'm a better kisser than I thought.' But then I looked down and I noticed that some other dude was chowing her box. 😬

Mr. Bacon Who?

ouch man 😛

LanceWindu Senior Member
Originally posted by Gornack
This one guy totally cock blocked me at Burning Man. I was making out with this chick, and she was totally moaning and into it, I thought, 'man, I'm a better kisser than I thought.' But then I looked down and I noticed that some other dude was chowing her box. 😬
Gornack El Bastardo

Well, that's Burning Man for you! Anything goes. At least she wasn't like my girlfriend or anything. 😊

LanceWindu Senior Member
Originally posted by Gornack
Well, that's Burning Man for you! Anything goes. At least she wasn't like my girlfriend or anything. 😊

It's not too far from here is it?

Thorinn Static Stance

Originally posted by Gornack
This one guy totally cock blocked me at Burning Man. I was making out with this chick, and she was totally moaning and into it, I thought, 'man, I'm a better kisser than I thought.' But then I looked down and I noticed that some other dude was chowing her box. 😬
dude that sux. 😬

it's happened to me too.