What was the dickest thing anyone has ever done to you?

Started by Gornack3 pages
Gornack El Bastardo
Originally posted by LanceWindu
It's not too far from here is it?

It's closer to you than it is to me! ✅

Hey Ken, I've been noticing these big ass brown cockroaches everywhere in the Las Vegas area. Is this normal??? 😕

LanceWindu Senior Member

Originally posted by Gornack
It's closer to you than it is to me! ✅

Hey Ken, I've been noticing these big ass brown cockroaches everywhere in the Las Vegas area. Is this normal??? 😕

Umm...I never see any cockroaches.

Jabba the Hutt Out of my element
Originally posted by Gornack
This one guy totally cock blocked me at Burning Man. I was making out with this chick, and she was totally moaning and into it, I thought, 'man, I'm a better kisser than I thought.' But then I looked down and I noticed that some other dude was chowing her box. 😬

Become friends with that guy, and then do the same thing to him.

klintypooh Senior Member

Perform oral sex on him?

I'm unsure as to just how that is considered revenge.

Jabba the Hutt Out of my element

You could do it with a ski mask on, and have hidden cameras, and send it around the internet. 🥷

klintypooh Senior Member

If I was gonna get revenge on a guy I'd do his sister and film it or punch him in the face, I cannot think of a series of events that would cause me to think giving him head would be a punishment for him and not me.

NineCoronas Senior Member

My best friend lying to me about cheating on her boyfriend.

Jabba the Hutt Out of my element

Blindfold him, and put a cup with a little hole on the end over his penis. Light a lighter near the hole, and watch his penis get stuck.

klintypooh Senior Member

Stop obsessing over the cockblockers penis! Just kick him in the shin!

Jabba the Hutt Out of my element

Or you could cut his penis off, andmake it into a trophy in your bedroom 😉

JacopeX Restricted

😂 i remember in the beginning of school me and my friend were both jus playin around then she fell on me and her hand lands on my dick. She had it there for awhile until she realised her hand wuz touching my private.

Renamon Restricted

Starting a bashing thread for no reason what so ever about me....

Jabba the Hutt Out of my element

There was a reason. You're just stupid for failing 7th grade, and starting a stupidass little streetgang.

LK>The Flaming Gang
Bloodz>The Flaming Gang
Crips> The Flaming Gang
Mafia>The Flaming Gang
Yakuza>The Flaming Gang
KMC>The FLaming Gang
Me>The Flaming Gang

Renamon Restricted

ok,.. let me be more specific...

What did i do to you peopleto deserve what i got?

Jabba the Hutt Out of my element

Originally posted by Renamon
ok,.. let me be more specific...

What did i do to you peopleto deserve what i got?

You stole their lunch money 😐

JacopeX Restricted

Leave him alone man, he didnt do anythin. He has his own problems and ways. Nothin you should make fun of in stupid ways and reasons

Renamon Restricted

i have never stole lunch money, nor have i ever said i did. I said i stole from a donation jar in a museum.

Jabba the Hutt Out of my element
Originally posted by JacopeX
Leave him alone man, he didnt do anythin. He has his own problems and ways. Nothin you should make fun of in stupid ways and reasons

It's the price of boredom. And come on just read his damn profile. I was literally ROFL.

Jabba the Hutt Out of my element

Originally posted by Renamon
I said i stole from a donation jar in a museum.

Wow that's gay. Not only are you a badass, but you're a dick to museum's too.
I hope the museum joins KMC and comes to this thread and says "The dickest thing anyone has ever done to me is when Renamon stole my donation jar."

JacopeX Restricted

damn, someoen stole money from my church. Were bankrupted right now and if i find out who it is, its on!