The KMC Baby Chronicles
Okay.
My New, Fresh Idea is to write a story about KMC'ers as if they were babies.
It Will only be like 5 minute stories that most likely wont make sense, but still. Its all in good fun....
Let me Start the first one..
Lil Gornack crawled his way into the playpen at the daycare. He was always getting made fun of because he wasn’t human, and he looked like a gorilla’s ass with horns, but today he was sure he would make a few friends.
He crawled over to a bigger boy named Lance, who was playing with some silly putty, Gornack went to touch it and Lance raised his fist, Gornack backed away. He looked over and saw another baby sitting over in the corner, it was Vinny. Vinny was wearing a one piece Red Robe that covered his mouth down to about his knees. Everyone knew what Vinny was doing when he went over to the corner so they all just stayed away for about 5 minutes.
Gornack decided to go over and play with another new kid named Da Moose. Da Moose was one of the kids that weren’t so well known because he was a moose, and every time someone wanted to play a game, he would shed his hair.
Gornack went over and introduced himself to Da Moose, and his introduction was filled with goos and gaas but the point got across. Gornack and Da Moose became regular friends after that.
Everything changed for the Daycare Babies when they were introduced to a babysitter who was paid $5.50 to watch them for a night. That girl’s name was Ladyluck. When Ladyluck came over to watch them, she brought her boyfriend Dwight, or as she called him “Alex”. No one really understood that but I guess it was a secret.
That night would be one to remember, one that would be remembered for many nights to come… It would be the night in which the KMC Babies (Led by Lance) Would go down in history…….
To Be Continued….