The KMC Baby Chronicles

Started by Dwight Shrute2 pages

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
The Babies swarmed out grabbing there weapons; Barker got a pen, Lance got a spoon, Vinny got a vibrator, and Lance hit Vinny with the spoon because he had picked a vibrator as a weapon. Lance told him that a vibrator wouldn’t hurt the babysitter, it would pleasure her. Vinny Said it wasn’t for her, and Lance just sighed and crawled away.’
Irene and her group of girls were ready to do a full make over on Ladyluck, to make her look like Paris Hilton, yes Paris freaking Hilton. Dwight came in to see what all the noise was again, and that’s when Darkc and Gornack pounced him. They started giving him wet willies and such. It was Horrible. Dwight fell over, Gornack and Darkc moved away as Vinny appeared between Dwight’s legs with Scissors, and a devilish smile. Dwight screamed and Ladyluck ran in. Irene and her co-commander Alicia grabbed Ladyluck by the legs, pulling her down. They grabbed all the tools needed to work, and they started, right after Mist Appeared and put duck tape over her mouth..

To Be Contiuned…

you're going to take care of the string on my pants, right? lookaround

Originally posted by AOR
Can I be the burgalar that snatches the babies in hopes he was stealing a bag full of weed. On his way to return them, they are snatched by flying aliens, over throw the Russian communist party, and save the world before bed time?

Spoiler:
Oh and Lady Luck doesn't get paid because she let the babies get nabbed.
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Yeah, and I wanna be Santa Claus. 🎅

Oh shit!!1 Look out everybody Michael Jackson is coming!!11oneoneoneslit firefirefireph

Originally posted by Itzak
Yeah, and I wanna be Santa Claus. 🎅

Oh shit!!1 Look out everybody Michael Jackson is coming!!11oneoneoneslit firefirefireph

No, you will be the legless deer that will pull my sleigh 😈

Dwight got violated. shock

mwahaha

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Have quite the Body.

Walked right into that one Lea.

ZEEEEEE-IIIIING!

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Where did you come up with a vibrator as a weapon? 😆

Firstly, I would have come up of a funnier retort.
Secondly,

Blogien, you suck.

Grow up.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Blogien, you suck.

Grow up.

Well, I do wike my wowwipops.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Well, I do wike my wowwipops.
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