Once upon a time there was a Wickerman

Started by LethalFemme14 pages

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
NEVER!!!

~Dark Urizen aka wickerman~

........DAMMIT!

Why pink?😂

I need like a catch phrase or something to make me unique.hmm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Sounds like a Transylvanian prison

Fixed 👆

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
HA! Don't you try to pull that statutory rape defense on me mister!!! I've had years of experi...that is to say.......*runs*

🥷


You scarred me for life, you hideous monster thing creature! 🙁

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Fixed 👆
Be pink. mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why pink?😂

I need like a catch phrase or something to make me unique.hmm

Why not pink? It just seemed like a good idea at the moment 🙂 ....and for the following months...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why pink?😂

I need like a catch phrase or something to make me unique.hmm


How about:

''It's so great, I want to masturbate!''? ermm

I made it up while impersonating Jeremy Clarkson...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why pink?😂

I need like a catch phrase or something to make me unique.hmm

How about:

~I put out for anyone~

or

~Suction like Hoover~

?

Originally posted by Slay
twas not my fault wickerman drd me 2 do it!oneone!eleven!

Take responsibility for your actions.schmoll

Originally posted by Slay
hideous monster thing

Goddammit Scott, I told you to....oh...wait...someone else is calling me that? 🙁

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Take responsibility for your actions.schmoll

You know I don't roll that way. mhm

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Goddammit Scott, I told you to....oh...wait...someone else is calling me that? 🙁

Hmm? Oh, yes, but feel free to be angry, I told everyone about you.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
How about:

~I put out for anyone~

or

~Suction like Hoover~

?

Ooooh...

How about:

~sperm dumpster~

oooor....

~PEBCAC~ that's one of my favorites 🙂

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Why not pink? It just seemed like a good idea at the moment 🙂 ....and for the following months...

I like pink.😛

Originally posted by Slay
How about:

''It's so great, I want to masturbate!''? ermm

I made it up while impersonating Jeremy Clarkson...

You keep it.ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
How about:

~I put out for anyone~

or

~Suction like Hoover~

?

Why do you always make this about you???mhm

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Goddammit Scott, I told you to....oh...wait...someone else is calling me that? 🙁

You don't remember my name? weep

Wasn't it you who said ''Nononono, don't phunk with my heart.'' ? 🙁

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Be pink. mhm

?

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Ooooh...

How about:

~sperm dumpster~

oooor....

~PEBCAC~ that's one of my favorites 🙂

😂 Those are my nicknames for you.

Originally posted by Slay
You don't remember my name? weep

Wasn't it you who said ''Nononono, don't phunk with my heart.'' ? 🙁

.....................................the baby isn't yours 😐

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Ooooh...

How about:

~sperm dumpster~

oooor....

~PEBCAC~ that's one of my favorites 🙂

Eat me.doped

Originally posted by LethalFemme

Why do you always make this about you???mhm

Coz.....sex and or head are my favourite thingys? 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 Those are my nicknames for you.

You know what PEBCAC stands for?