Once upon a time there was a Wickerman

Started by Dark Urizen14 pages

Originally posted by Syren
Oh dear, it's a laugh a minute now Vlad's back.

Scott, please open a new thread. You know what I'm talkin' about eyes

Awww maaaan...now I'll never get any work done 😮

Originally posted by Syren
Oh dear, it's a laugh a minute now Vlad's back.

Scott, please open a new thread. You know what I'm talkin' about eyes

He won't let me....he....said that he doesn't have time. cry

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Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
He won't let me....he....said that he doesn't have time. cry

Screw that. He's being a whiney emo. Open the thread 😛

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
He won't let me....he....said that he doesn't have time. cry

The life of an anti-sterility archvillain is a hard one with little rewards, almost no days off and only partial dental insurance.....but I think that's because of all the anti-vasectomy marches 😕 (yes, in my sick mind, vasectomies and dentists are connected......shut up! )

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I missed you so hug

Originally posted by Syren
Screw that. He's being a whiney emo. Open the thread 😛

No I'm not, I'm being a well-restrained young gentleman as mentioned in the last post on the previous page:

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
So....I'd be an archvillain who's main theme is hating on a guy who's sterile...

Do you have any idea what kind of door of possible insults to various religions you've just opened up for me here? 😂

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
The life of an anti-sterility archvillain is a hard one with little rewards, almost no days off and only partial dental insurance.....but I think that's because of all the anti-vasectomy marches 😕 (yes, in my sick mind, vasectomies and dentists are connected......shut up! )

Dude...I just wanted to know if you ordered your pizza with pepperoni or not.....dontgetit

Originally posted by Syren
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I missed you so hug

Awwww.....I missed all you guys too. 😍 You guys always gave me some of the biggest laughs of my life.

Except for Scott. He gave me herpes.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
No I'm not, I'm being a well-restrained young gentleman as mentioned in the last post on the previous page:

But we don't like well restrained young gents. Scott knows, as I have told him multiple times, that I appreciate a little gentleman-like behaviour up to a point. Then frustration tends to explode. I can't help it.

So, this thread... ✅

Originally posted by Syren
But we don't like well restrained young gents. Scott knows, as I have told him multiple times, that I appreciate a little gentleman-like behaviour up to a point. Then frustration tends to explode. I can't help it.

So, this thread... ✅

Is done...doped

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Dude...I just wanted to know if you ordered your pizza with pepperoni or not.....dontgetit

I just know there's a well hidden insult in there, but I'm not gonna look for it................because I just like to spoil people's fun 😈

bwhuahahahahaha

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
So....I'd be an archvillain who's main theme is hating on a guy who's sterile...

Do you have any idea what kind of door of possible insults to various religions you've just opened up for me here? 😂

I'm selectively sterile, keeps the child support down, which is my main enemy!

You could be the lawyer trying to chase me down for child support! 😱

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Is done...doped

*hyperventilates*

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Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I just know there's a well hidden insult in there, but I'm not gonna look for it................because I just like to spoil people's fun 😈

bwhuahahahahaha

It was a very subtle insult.....essentially dealing with your knack for blowing large African safari animals.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Yeah? Well everybody's being nice and not telling you this, but since I care about you, I feel I am FORCED to tell you....

Fi..........you have Electra in your signature and avatar......I'm sorry to be the one to tell you 🙁

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Where you been all this time Wickdisgust