I've Never.......

Started by LanceWindu8 pages

Originally posted by Fiann@
That's what you think. 😛

I'm gonna find myself a rich husband who I can suck dry.

Succubus!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Succubus!
More like a skank dat wants yo $$$, YO!

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
More like a skank dat wants yo $$$, YO!
Damn right, and proud of it. Why shouldn't he pay my way while I set up my own business? 😛

Originally posted by Fiann@
Damn right, and proud of it. Why shouldn't he pay my way while I set up my own business? 😛
You'd still be giving him action, right? naughty

Originally posted by Fiann@
That's what you think. 😛

I'm gonna find myself a rich husband who I can suck dry.

That's so hot. droolio

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
You'd still be giving him action, right? naughty
Of course. ✅
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's so hot. droolio
And quite wrong now that I read it back.

Originally posted by Fiann@
Of course. ✅ And quite wrong now that I read it back.

You do that ALL the time. Double Entendres. It's amusing and charming. And wood inspiring. droolio

Originally posted by Fiann@
Of course. ✅ And quite wrong now that I read it back.

*gets rich* 😖hifty:

I noticed it the first time I read it, but decided not to make mention. 😗

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You do that ALL the time. Double Entendres. It's amusing and charming. And wood inspiring. droolio
😂 I'm so glad I inspire your wood.

I shall try to think up some more to send your way. 😛 But usually I don't realise they happen. Much like good photography.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*gets rich* 😖hifty:

I noticed it the first time I read it, but decided not to make mention. 😗

😆 Why not? 😛

Originally posted by Fiann@
😂 I'm so glad I inspire your wood.

I shall try to think up some more to send your way. 😛 But usually I don't realise they happen. Much like good photography.

😆 Why not? 😛

Because I thought it was quite a bit more funny for you to find out how dirty your mind was working without you realizing. 😛

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Because I thought it was quite a bit more funny for you to find out how dirty your mind was working without you realizing. 😛
My mind is not dirty, it is just misunderstood. schmoll

i never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance
Not a spider monkey

but an ape..... you haven't done anything untill you've done an ape

thats my motto

Originally posted by Fiann@
My mind is not dirty, it is just misunderstood. schmoll

Nah, it could use a good cleansing. 😛

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Nah, it could use a good cleansing. 😛
Once I have sex I'm sure it will righten itself. The balance will be restored. 😛

Originally posted by Fiann@
Once I have sex I'm sure it will righten itself. The balance will be restored. 😛

I'm not saying you should have it cleansed though. 😛 I like it. droolio

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm not saying you should have it cleansed though. 😛 I like it. droolio
Needs a cleansing though, it's getting hot in here. 😛

Originally posted by Fiann@
Once I have sex I'm sure it will righten itself. The balance will be restored. 😛
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm not saying you should have it cleansed though. 😛 I like it. droolio
Originally posted by Fiann@
Needs a cleansing though, it's getting hot in here. 😛

*starts to sweat*

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
*starts to sweat*
*places a fan next to him and switches it on*

Now I have to go and do stuff over here. *walks away*

I've never met someone from the internet. 😐