I've Never.......

Started by Pink Maynard8 pages

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I've never met someone from the internet. 😐
eyes

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
eyes
flirt1

I met Syren. eyes

Originally posted by Fiann@
flirt1

I met Syren. eyes

Go on shock

😂 😐 please do continue

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Go on shock
And.....I met her. shock

this better end up in sex. glare

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
this better end up in sex. glare
Sadly not.

ermm

Originally posted by Fiann@
Sadly not.

ermm

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I can make something up if you like.

Fine cry

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Fine cry
Okay.

*clears throat* One day, a young man named Maynard was out travelling in the woods when he came across a fallen tree. The tree had fallen on the cottage of four attractive and conveniently scantily clad young lasses. Devising a complicated system of pulleys, Maynard managed to lift the tree and rebuild the girl's house. They reward him with mulled wine, freshly baked buns and lot's of hot group sex.

The End.

*tucks Maynard into bed* Sweet dreams now. 😊

😆

Originally posted by Fiann@
Okay.

*clears throat* One day, a young man named Maynard was out travelling in the woods when he came across a fallen tree. The tree had fallen on the cottage of four attractive and conveniently scantily clad young lasses. Devising a complicated system of pulleys, Maynard managed to lift the tree and rebuild the girl's house. They reward him with mulled wine, freshly baked buns and lot's of hot group sex.

The End.

*tucks Maynard into bed* Sweet dreams now. 😊

Buns droolio

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Buns droolio
Sticky buns. Yummy. 😊

Originally posted by Fiann@
Sticky buns. Yummy. 😊
thats what i was going to say, but i thought it would seem too sexual

but STICKY BUNS droolio

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
eyes

No I don't want to meet you.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
No I don't want to meet you.
Your words say no, but your......

your......

*runs away*

ermm

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
thats what i was going to say, but i thought it would seem too sexual

but STICKY BUNS droolio

😆 Is there such a thing as too sexual? Coming from you I mean. 😛

*yawns*

I've never...........walked naked in my backyard. 😐

Originally posted by Fiann@
😆 Is there such a thing as too sexual? Coming from you I mean. 😛
nope naughty *gyrates pelvis*