River Tam vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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Originally posted by ST0RM SHAD0W
Thats probably one of the reasons she killed the Reavers so easy.

Reavers are desperate morons with a bloodlust level so high that they run into gunfire... as far as villains go they fall into the special needs group

Buffy is faster than River, stronger, far more durable, better trained and she's been fighting and killing superhuman foes (including telepathic demons) since she was 15 years old

Originally posted by Scoobless
Reavers are desperate morons with a bloodlust level so high that they run into gunfire... as far as villains go they fall into the special needs group

Buffy is faster than River, stronger, far more durable, better trained and she's been fighting and killing superhuman foes (including telepathic demons) since she was 15 years old

Yeah they may seem stupid, but they use spaceships and set highly technological traps.

So they are smart, but they're so savage and animalistic they come off as being stupid at times.

They were all armed and had a level of intelligence to where they still knew how to use advanced tech.

River jumped into a pack of them and killed them all without being hurt.

River is also a psychic which also helps in the fight alot.

In a episode of Firefly she shoot and killed three soldiers with her eyes closed.

River is also a genius.

She was correcting her brother on his spelling when she was 3 years old.

Also in a scene edited from the final cut of the film Serenity, River calculates the most efficient escape vector and launch window for the ship to leave the planet Miranda… entirely in her head, apparently without paying attention to the intensely complicated mathematics.

So shes a telepathic, psychic, genius that is also highly trained to be the perfect assassin.

All these factors would help her chances to beat Buffy.

bruce campbell has two brains...

Originally posted by ST0RM SHAD0W
Yeah they may seem stupid, but they use spaceships and set highly technological traps.

So they are smart, but they're so savage and animalistic they come off as being stupid at times.

They were all armed and had a level of intelligence to where they still knew how to use advanced tech.

River jumped into a pack of them and killed them all without being hurt.

River is also a psychic which also helps in the fight alot.

In a episode of Firefly she shoot and killed three soldiers with her eyes closed.

River is also a genius.

She was correcting her brother on his spelling when she was 3 years old.

Also in a scene edited from the final cut of the film Serenity, River calculates the most efficient escape vector and launch window for the ship to leave the planet Miranda… entirely in her head, apparently without paying attention to the intensely complicated mathematics.

So shes a telepathic, psychic, genius that is also highly trained to be the perfect assassin.

All these factors would help her chances to beat Buffy.

yeah buffy has strength and speed and exp but not gonna help if river knows what she gonna do before she does it and caculates the beast way to take "CARE" of buffy

by care i mean kill

When has Buffy ever shown any degree of superhuman speed? Heck her strength isn't even that impressive. What is her most impressive feat? Lifting an i-beam, I think. I took Angel, two other vampires, a demon and Gun to carry around a one ton casket... and they were having a hell of a time with it. Now Buffy is stronger then Angel but not by that much. Whedon-verse protagonists, like their main villains and cannon fodder are really not THAT impressive.

And River is more skilled then Buffy, you can chalk it up to a better choreographicer and a higher budget but she is still a better fighter. Buffy's huge blunt trauma soak will allow her to win out in h2h hand but with weaponry she gets chopped up good.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
When has Buffy ever shown any degree of superhuman speed? Heck her strength isn't even that impressive. What is her most impressive feat? Lifting an i-beam, I think. I took Angel, two other vampires, a demon and Gun to carry around a one ton casket... and they were having a hell of a time with it. Now Buffy is stronger then Angel but not by that much. Whedon-verse protagonists, like their main villains and cannon fodder are really not THAT impressive.

And River is more skilled then Buffy, you can chalk it up to a better choreographicer and a higher budget but she is still a better fighter. Buffy's huge blunt trauma soak will allow her to win out in h2h hand but with weaponry she gets chopped up good.

Wow, only 400 pounds a piece? Go watch some "Strongest man in the world" competitions on ESPN, those guys carry around something like 900 pounds down a 20 meter course. Yeah, not impressive by comic book standards, but considering its a REAL human carrying NINE HUNDRED pounds? Them carrying 400 a piece doesn't seem like too much of a stretch.

Originally posted by Soljer
Wow, only 400 pounds a piece? Go watch some "Strongest man in the world" competitions on ESPN, those guys carry around something like 900 pounds down a 20 meter course. Yeah, not impressive by comic book standards, but considering its a REAL human carrying NINE HUNDRED pounds? Them carrying 400 a piece doesn't seem like too much of a stretch.

... What? I never said it was a stretch, I was saying how unimpressive their strength is.

Buffy is the only slayer to have ESP she has precognitive as well as telepathic (with Angel and Faith) dreams, she has an intuitive ability to fight (because of the slayer memory) that is enhanced through training. Buffy is superhumanly fast, she can catch arrows and run fast enough to momentarily evade a hellgod who has obvious super speed. He strength is considerable she hit and knocked a super powered Warren across a half way across a parking lot with the door he ripped of an armored truck. She knew that she could get to willow quicker than Zander and his car could before he knew Willow trashed it.

buffy can hit flies buzzing around a room with a pin, thats how accurate she is (she did this in her first comic)
she kicked a couch across a room.
been hit by a car in LA and got up straight away. also in LA she beat all those underground demons which equals river fighting a group of reavers.
this is no contest. river can't predict what buffy is gonna do because buffy is too fast.

Dont underestimate the River Sense^^

Buffy sucks. First 2 seasons were okay but then it get worse.
Willow a lesbian witch, Oz breaking up and leaving the cast.
Werewolves are cool, no one needed another ***** ehm witch like
Tara. The only good thing about Buffy was the Angel spin off.
That was really funny.

gee buffy must have sucked, its not like sarah michelle gellar had to play the character for like 9 years or anything...........oh wait a sec.
buffy knocks river out with one punch. job done.

dude it just got that long because of guys like you who watch that crap.

Originally posted by Arahan
dude it just got that long because of guys like you who watch that crap.

It got that long because the writing was first class, it was one of the best TV series in the last ten years

As for superstrength showings on the show, she:

Bent a shotgun barrel in her hands without exerting herself
Kicked a 200+ lb guy 30 feet across a room in a training session while holding back
Tore the door off of an armoured car
Destroyed a building (with Spike) while..... being intimate
Lifted steel girders with complete ease on a building site

.... there are many, many more, but they aren't plastered around every single episode

Originally posted by Scoobless
It got that long because the writing was first class, it was one of the best TV series in the last ten years

As for superstrength showings on the show, she:

Bent a shotgun barrel in her hands without exerting herself
Kicked a 200+ lb guy 30 feet across a room in a training session while holding back
Tore the door off of an armoured car
Destroyed a building (with Spike) while..... being intimate
Lifted steel girders with complete ease on a building site

.... there are many, many more, but they aren't plastered around every single episode

you won't get a disagreement from me, about the show's writing or buffy's feats of strength.

Originally posted by Arahan
Dont underestimate the River Sense^^

Buffy sucks. First 2 seasons were okay but then it get worse.
Willow a lesbian witch, Oz breaking up and leaving the cast.
Werewolves are cool, no one needed another ***** ehm witch like
Tara. The only good thing about Buffy was the Angel spin off.
That was really funny.

ah yes angel spin off was the best part of buffy

as for river loesing nope cant happen buffys dreams maybe telapathic but she cant fight while shes asleep river has two things that make her win this her compleat and otter genius and she is telapathic witch makes her know every singal move buffy will make before she makes it trust me buffy cant win this even if she dreamed the whole fight then remembered it, she went into the fight then she trys to do diffrent moves witch river could pridict and contuer with her smarts working im beating she figuars out the most buffy can do in strength,speed & endurance and could find away to over exzert her

Nope, Buffy wins.... as stated previously, she's already fought and killed telepathic/psychic beings before

no Buffy loses. She didnt do anything that really impressed me.

Thanks to rivers intelligence she could make master plan.
She is like Batman combined with psi powers.

Prep time baby even without it she would win less easy but she would.

Originally posted by Scoobless
Nope, Buffy wins.... as stated previously, she's already fought and killed telepathic/psychic beings before

and u know and so does every one else that those telepathic beings were not as fast as river or any were near as good a fighter as her so sure buffy killed one then she was all bed rest for most of the ep and it was angel who killed the other one to safe buffys life

but ok lets take that fact sure in this fight well river is still a genius so whats to stop her from calculating buffys moves and how to kill her in the best way thinkable

Buffy has taken huge demons apart, a slightly telepathic girl isn't going to be a problem. river tam isn't gonna predict EVERY single move Buffy makes. Buffy is too fast, guys. River can barely control her ability, she'll probably have a "glimpse" or whatever into Buff's past, see all the violence and faint.

Originally posted by Tron
They're both under Dark Horse, so they're good. And Joss Whedon writes them both, how can you deny that? 🙄

Tron just saved you, fellas. I was coming in here to close this. 😉