"The KMC Weekly"

Started by Vinny Valentine27 pages

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
We'll cut off your johnson"!

Just you think about that, Dusty.

Yeah, your wiggly penis, Dusty

Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Dusty.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
yes.

just quicken it up

say "I know you all want to read this, so **** the wrap up"

I got some help on it. Should be up later tonight. 😎

Where's the ****ing KMC WEEKLY SHITHEAD!??!

Originally posted by Dusty
I got some help on it. Should be up later tonight. 😎

Where's the ****ing KMC WEEKLY SHITHEAD!??!

Damn Right you Did

I've ran out of Big Lebowski quotes oh

btw, dust, did my anecdote of the week make it in this issue?

Oh hewl naw!

You're entering a world of pain, rev. We know that this is your post. We know that you hijacked a thread.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
btw, dust, did my anecdote of the week make it in this issue?
\\well?

Originally posted by Dusty
Oh hewl naw!

You're entering a world of pain, rev. We know that this is your post. We know that you hijacked a thread.

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, DUSTY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SKIP A WEEKLY? DO YOU SEE....WHAT HAPPENS....WHEN YOU....SKIP....A.....WEEKLY...

Anecdote of the week?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, DUSTY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SKIP A WEEKLY? DO YOU SEE....WHAT HAPPENS....WHEN YOU....SKIP....A.....WEEKLY...

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

OMG! I FEEL OUT MY CHAIR AND CHOKED ON MY COKE!!!

Originally posted by Dusty
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

OMG! I FEEL OUT MY CHAIR AND CHOKED ON MY COKE!!!

Is there a number i can call? Do you need assistance?

I'd give out my cell, but I don't think you want that..

hmm Maybe not me, but i definatly know a phone sex line that would love to have that number evillaugh

Let's move on to snatch quotes....

"FOR ****S SAKE REV, DO NOT BASH 'EM OUT."

c'mon, where's the weekly?

This should be fun.

For every Edition, there is another edition. And a Pikey edition... is quite a ****ing thing.

So, you are obviously the big noob. The men on the side of ya are your socks. There are two types of socks. There are big brave socks, and there are little mincey ****** socks. Now, noobs have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell weekly and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old Weekly, and have brought your two small mincey ****** socks along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no Weekly here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a veteran. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little socks are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "RESTRICTED" written down the side of your avatar... And the fact that I've got "MODERATOR"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your socks into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!

Originally posted by Dusty
So, you are obviously the big noob. The men on the side of ya are your socks. There are two types of socks. There are big brave socks, and there are little mincey ****** socks. Now, noobs have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell weekly and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old Weekly, and have brought your two small mincey ****** socks along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no Weekly here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a veteran. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little socks are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "RESTRICTED" written down the side of your avatar... And the fact that I've got "MODERATOR"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your socks into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!

I know were thats from!

Originally posted by Dusty
So, you are obviously the big noob. The men on the side of ya are your socks. There are two types of socks. There are big brave socks, and there are little mincey ****** socks. Now, noobs have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell weekly and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old Weekly, and have brought your two small mincey ****** socks along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no Weekly here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a veteran. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little socks are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "RESTRICTED" written down the side of your avatar... And the fact that I've got "MODERATOR"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your socks into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!
😂beautiful...

I have stones to sell, A weekly to write, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you...

Doug the Head: Slow down, Dusty, my son. When in Rome...

I am not in Rome, Rev. I am in a rush.

Do you know what "Forum Leader" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me.