Originally posted by DustyAWESOME. That goes in the profile.
Dusty: Eighty-six carats.Raz: the OTF?
Dusty: the OTF.
Rev: the OTF?
Dusty: the OTF.
Raz: the OTF?
Dusty: Yes, the OTF. You know: noobs, idiots, cup 'o spam, bad threads, worse posters, Vinny ****ing Valentine... THE OTF.
I had to put this one, un-edited.
You aren't exactly Mister Current Affairs are you, Tommy? "Mad Fist" went mad, and "The Gun," shot himself.
You're always gonna have problems Banning a member in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six socks and pile it all together. And when you got your six socks, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the Comicbook forums for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to trolls. You got to starve the trolls for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up sock will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your socks, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the troll's digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through troll shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen trolls to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any forum that keeps a troll farm. They will go through a sock that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single troll can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a troll".
Dusty: Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for LanceWindu to throw Vinny into a glass mother****in' house ****in' up the way the ****** talks. Mother****er do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass cuz I'll kill the mother****er, know what I'm sayin'?
Maynard: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so ****ing cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, ****ing LanceWindu knew it, and Vinny should have ****ing better known better. I mean, that's his ****ing wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?
Dusty: That's an interesting point. Come on, let's finish this weekly.
